#12338

77

Oct. 18, 2023, 8:52 a.m.

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// Talking about picture day Jacobs: Who's dripping today?

#12290

44

Oct. 12, 2023, 8:10 a.m.

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Jacobs: Have you seen my brother? Jacobs: He dresses up like Jimmy Hendricks. He's still stuck in 1977.

#12263

44

Oct. 6, 2023, 7:45 a.m.

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// Jerry Song is sprawled out on a desk Jacobs: Do you need more light? Jerry: *nods head several time like a crackhead* Jacobs: Well then go out into the hallways.

#12199

57

Sept. 26, 2023, 9:48 a.m.

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Jacobs: And why does Okenwa not have a family? Elena: Because he has a strong preference for men.

#12173

35

Sept. 21, 2023, 8 a.m.

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// Talking about metaphorical nakedness Jacobs: I want to be naked with you. Jacobs: I want to hang free. Victor(quietly): Blairbash!

#12170

33

Sept. 20, 2023, 5:23 p.m.

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Jacobs: More fire is always the solution.

#12169

44

Sept. 20, 2023, 5:23 p.m.

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Jacobs: Avogadro's Law: If you put in twice as much gas, the balloon is twice as large. Jacobs: Wow. I could've figured that out. I could've had a Law named after me. //later, Jacobs tries to put an egg in a flask, and it doesn't fit Jacobs: This is physics, everyone: the thing is bigger than the other thing, so it won't go in. //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause

#12129

68

Sept. 15, 2023, 9:13 a.m.

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Jacobs: What do you think of when you I say Apollo? Michael Wang: The moon landing? Gus: It was fake! Jerry Song: God, I would like to report a glitch.

#12127

37

Sept. 15, 2023, 8:45 a.m.

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Jacobs: All of the male characters in of Mice and Men have names. Jacobs: For instance, George means to watch over. Jerry Song: Can I George you?

#12126

37

Sept. 15, 2023, 8:43 a.m.

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Jacobs: What does the word fawn make you think of? F-a-w-n fawn. Victor: Like a baby deer? Michael Wang: A lot of fun?