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#4021
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⚐ Report///Patrick walks up to a freshman table at lunch Patrick: When I grow up and have a kid, I'm going to pack his lunch in a childproof container!
#3997
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⚐ Report//Talking about recursion about one of the 'learning' programs Hannah He: So, why can't we put 2 variables in recursion? Mr. Fauntroy: Because I said so. Hannah He: You didn't say so on the worksheet, wait... pretend I didn't say anything! Patrick Shan: CONTROL Z!
#3984
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⚐ Report//During mock SRP interviews; Patrick is the interviewer, Jason is the interviewee Jason: Have you ever had a high school intern before? //Patrick O can't stop laughing
#3945
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⚐ Report//Programing Knights Tour for ADSB //It's a week into programing with 2 weeks left. Evan F: Why does none of my program work? Patrick: You have way too many methods, you should scrap it! Lele, doesn't he have too many methods? Lele: Yeah. Patrick: Clare, doesn't Evan have too many methods? Clare: Yes. Patrick: Mr. Fauntroy do you think he should start over? If you print it out, it'd be like 8 pages long! Mr. Fauntroy: Wait, does it work? Evan: It prints out the board Patrick: But it doesn't do any moves. Mr. Fauntroy: I can do that with three lines! //Later Evan: I found the problem! I need more methods!
#3940
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⚐ Report//On gchat Patrick Shan: Trust me Raanan, I have this all planned out, like a chess master, only I actually suck at chess.
#3931
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⚐ Report//At Robotics, cleaning up Ivan: Why is Robotics such a slob? Patrick Shan: If everyone worked as hard as I did, this place would be so clean.
#3922
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⚐ Report//Learning about the Squeeze Theorem Rose: So this goes by many different names: The Squeeze Theorem, the Sandwich Theorem, the Prisoner Theorem Patrick Shan: The threesome theorem
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⚐ Report//Going to POE for the first time Patrick Shan: This class is going to be loafity loaf loaf. Kaluta: Alright guys! Take out a paper and pencil, we're taking notes today!
#3886
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⚐ ReportMr. Rose: Patrick, that isn't a parabola. Patrick Shan: It isn't? //Mr. Rose points to e = 4/5