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⚐ Report//Street walks into Giles Pd. 7 Street: You guys got any snacks? Giles: Nope. Street: Aw, damn.
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⚐ Report//Street R&E taking attendance Street: Daniel Chen. Daniel: Here! Street: Jennifer Chen. Jennifer: Here! Street: Michael Chen. Michael: Here. Street: Look, we got the whole Chen clan.
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⚐ ReportMr. Street: If you don't bundle up the cords correctly before putting the hot glue guns away, there are cords everywhere and it looks like a snake orgy. //Class laughs Sherry: Question: what's that? Mr Street: You'll have to look that up yourself.
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⚐ ReportStreet: My students are all gifted. Severely gifted. Pham: Gifted means you put something in a box and throw it away.
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⚐ Report//Talking about the transit Street: What do you think you'll see when you look through one side of it? Ethan: The other side? Street: Yeah, like when I look through your ears.
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⚐ Report//Mr. Street demonstrating how to use a science database for Chem R&E Street: Let's try "lincoln." //Types in "lincoln" Street: Oh wait, this is science...
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⚐ ReportFreshman: How'd they think this up? Street: I think alcohol had something to do with it.
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⚐ ReportEthan: Wow, this is really heavy. What is it? Mr. Street: That's lead. Ethan: OMG, I'M GONNA DIE! //Ethan runs to wash his hands Mr. Street: What the heck are you doing? Ethan: Isn't that stuff like super poisonous? Mr. Street: Well, yeah, ... //Mr. Street goes off on rant about how you can get lead poisoning Ethan: But what if I just licked a big block of lead? Mr. Street: Then you're an idiot and you deserve to die. It's called natural selection, like being the slowest antelope.