#3763

55

Nov. 8, 2011, 10:42 a.m.

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//When discussing point deductions for sleeping kids during presentations Daniel: Can we just have Sylvia go around and slap everyone awake? Duval: No, we will not be hosting Slapsgiving in here. That's right, I make up words.

#3630

1113

Oct. 3, 2011, 3:59 p.m.

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Schafer: It turns out that 68% of statistics are made up. Avikar: No, it's 88.

#3629

66

Oct. 3, 2011, 3:58 p.m.

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//Schafer walks into Biology, while the class is discussing lab ideas for germination of seeds Schafer: Why can't we just drop stuff off the tables? That would make so much more sense.

#3441

1717

June 3, 2011, 1:24 a.m.

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Duval: Hey guys, watch this video of my baby! //Class watches video of Sam (Ms. Duval's baby) giggling while Ms. Duval tickles him. Mufasa: Y'know... I read somewhere that babies laugh as a defense mechanism.

#3126

1414

March 22, 2011, 8:24 p.m.

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Medley (Duval's sub): Mutations can occur because of radiation, like ultravelvet [sic] light and nuclear radiation. You know a lot of radiation is happening because of the earthquake in Chiner. Class: You mean Japan? Medley: You know what I meant, they're the same thing.

#2969

1313

Feb. 22, 2011, 7:15 p.m.

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*Blaha comes into 10th Grade Bio to talk about Wallops-Q&A* Student: Have there been any students who had to leave Wallops? Blaha: Yes, there have. For inappropriate physical activities and um....inappropriate consumption. *Blaha then looks at Duval* Blaha: I don't really know how else to say "drugs".

#2784

24

Jan. 14, 2011, 3:53 p.m.

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Duval: I think that's about an 85. Jason: Wait. Yes. No. I think it's an 89. Wait. No. Duval: Anyway, probably about a mid B Jason: NO! You're doing your calculator wrong!

#2234

88

Sept. 30, 2010, 8 a.m.

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//Duval walks into 3D Graphics Everybody: Hi, Ms. Duval. Stephen: Hello, Stephen/Stephanie. Everybody: What? Stephen: Oh, that's the unborn baby's name. //Duval shakes head.

#2082

33

Sept. 8, 2010, 1:49 p.m.

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Duval: Cao! Get outta the lab! It's nice to see he's awake today. //later, Cao has his head in his hands Duval: You doing alright Cao? Cao: Huh? What? Duval: I take back what I said earlier.

#2067

55

Sept. 5, 2010, 9:30 p.m.

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//Cao is falling asleep Duval: CAO! It's like you're the new Michael [Zhang]! (looking at Michael) I just don't get it, why are you so awake this year? Michael: Huh? Student: Eh, he's spacing. Same difference.