#10099

711

Feb. 28, 2022, 2:21 p.m.

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// Explaining meiosis with action figures Duval: Did you ever pop off the heads and switch the bodies? Duval: I mean I sure did. Duval: Come on it's normal! // Later Duval: Suppose the two Jerries decided to give each other really tight hugs. Duval: And then while they're hugging, they swap arms! // Jerry Song runs into the lab, Andy follows him and comes out of the lab carrying Jerry over his shoulder

#10095

610

Feb. 28, 2022, 1:28 p.m.

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Andy: Jerry, did you actually get kicked out for trying to link 3 batteries together? Jerry: No, I actually did link 3 batteries together.

#10071

711

Feb. 24, 2022, 1:29 p.m.

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Jerry: Elongate my stick!

#10070

68

Feb. 24, 2022, 1:14 p.m.

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// learning stages of mitosis Jerry: So is it IPMAT? Duval: sure. Ace: Wait, could you also say IPMATC? Duval: Yeah, you could show people. IPMAT, C? // wave of regret Jerry: Do you PMAT too?

#10049

1315

Feb. 22, 2022, 2:02 p.m.

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// Petting Duval's chicks Johnny: Why is she chirping? Jerry Song: It wants to be decapitated and removed from this world. Jerry: It also wants to be groomed.

#10046

17

Feb. 22, 2022, 1:21 p.m.

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// Talking about who has broken a bone Duval: And you didn't feel any pain? Jerry Jing: Yeah I guess... Duval: Awesome! Duval: Gross, but awesome!

#10045

010

Feb. 22, 2022, 1:15 p.m.

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Jerry Song: DNA beads? Please give me DNA beads to eat. Duval: ...they're plastic. // Later Jerry: I was pogging in 9th grade!

#10016

1212

Feb. 17, 2022, 12:10 p.m.

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Jerry Song: You’re never too young to commit arson!

#10002

55

Feb. 16, 2022, 11:17 a.m.

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Johnny: What were you caught for? Jerry: Probably for doing drugs again.

#9992

17

Feb. 15, 2022, 2 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Grenades, I want to eat them! Jerry: They come with the zinc!