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March 30, 2022, 7:33 p.m.

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// Andy doing squats in the weight room Hui: Why are your elbows like that? Hui: It reminds me of Duval's chickens.



March 17, 2022, 12:18 p.m.

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// Last day with the chicks Will and Madeline: By getting rid of the chicks, you're reducing the diversity of our school! Duval: The chicks are dragging down our test scores! Andy: Moral of the story: If you drag down test scores, you get eaten.



March 16, 2022, 1:56 p.m.

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Ace: Ms. Duval, how are you so good at catching the chickens? Duval: I just grab them, I wouldn’t call it good.



March 9, 2022, 4:18 p.m.

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Andy: Is it wrong to refer to Duval’s incubator as a popcorn chicken maker? Schwartz: *wheezes* // Later Johnny: What happens when you cook the chicken inside the egg? Andy: Somewhere in the world, that’s a delicacy. Schwartz: …yes probably, but now math.



Feb. 22, 2022, 2:02 p.m.

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// Petting Duval's chicks Johnny: Why is she chirping? Jerry Song: It wants to be decapitated and removed from this world. Jerry: It also wants to be groomed.



Oct. 14, 2021, 4:07 p.m.

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// talking about chicken eggs to be hatched later Duval: Next semester, if you have me for Biology, or visit at lunch, you can hang out with chicks, like how you're hanging out with hermit crabs now. Carlos: I wish I could hang out with chicks in class.



April 26, 2014, 6:15 p.m.

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Robby Fleischman: Guys, I don't appreciate your skepticism about my ability to get Mermaid chicks.