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#10381
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⚐ Report// Andy doing squats in the weight room Hui: Why are your elbows like that? Hui: It reminds me of Duval's chickens.
#10294
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⚐ Report// Last day with the chicks Will and Madeline: By getting rid of the chicks, you're reducing the diversity of our school! Duval: The chicks are dragging down our test scores! Andy: Moral of the story: If you drag down test scores, you get eaten.
#10287
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⚐ ReportAce: Ms. Duval, how are you so good at catching the chickens? Duval: I just grab them, I wouldn’t call it good.
#10220
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⚐ ReportAndy: Is it wrong to refer to Duval’s incubator as a popcorn chicken maker? Schwartz: *wheezes* // Later Johnny: What happens when you cook the chicken inside the egg? Andy: Somewhere in the world, that’s a delicacy. Schwartz: …yes probably, but now math.
#10049
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⚐ Report// Petting Duval's chicks Johnny: Why is she chirping? Jerry Song: It wants to be decapitated and removed from this world. Jerry: It also wants to be groomed.
#9212
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⚐ Report// talking about chicken eggs to be hatched later Duval: Next semester, if you have me for Biology, or visit at lunch, you can hang out with chicks, like how you're hanging out with hermit crabs now. Carlos: I wish I could hang out with chicks in class.
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⚐ ReportRobby Fleischman: Guys, I don't appreciate your skepticism about my ability to get Mermaid chicks.