#10681

88

June 9, 2022, 1:02 p.m.

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Duval: Ace, I'm not sure if anyone has asked me if I feel like a winner.

#10626

39

May 27, 2022, 6:45 p.m.

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Ace: Once we graduate, we just become jackets.

#10614

810

May 24, 2022, 3:25 p.m.

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Albert: Who else took a Diet Pepsi? Ace: Me! Albert: FELLOW DEGENERATE!

#10564

57

May 11, 2022, 4:23 p.m.

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Ace: Duval went on a grading spree today. Schwartz: Interims are due today. Why do you think I got your homework graded today?

#10561

1012

May 11, 2022, 1:02 p.m.

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// Signatures for MISA Ace: So you're stealing our identity? Duval: Yes.

#10539

1113

May 5, 2022, 5:15 p.m.

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Schwartz: Administrative questions? //no questions Schwartz: Math questions? //no questions Schwartz: Questions about alien life in the universe? Ace: Why do we exist? Schwartz: To do this: *jumps in a little dance* Katz: Is that a Proof by Dance of something? Schwartz: It's a Proof by Dance that this is why we exist. Hadar: What is humanity? Schwartz: ... The ability to ask that question. Student: I'm tired today. Schwartz: Then you should try to sleep more. That doesn't mean it's possible, but it's a solution when it is. Schwartz: ... that wasn't really a question.

#10532

99

May 5, 2022, 8:48 a.m.

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Ace: What is the meaning of life? Schwartz: To do this! *does a weird hop/jump/skip* Hadar: Why do we exist? Schwartz: To be able to ask this question!

#10513

88

April 28, 2022, 2:23 p.m.

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Ace: It doesn't matter if we get a few points off, it's fine. Duval: *Audibly gasps* Johnny: A couple base mismatches never hurt anyone. Duval: Are you taking the AP Bio exam?

#10474

1313

April 22, 2022, 2:26 p.m.

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// Sunflower seed lab Ace: Do you take out the entire meat out of the shell? Ace: Like the nut meat?

#10469

88

April 22, 2022, 12:59 p.m.

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Ace (commenting on Andy's deadlift): You gotta bring it up to your chest!