#4814

010

March 27, 2014, 6:59 p.m.

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//Calvin found some coffee in the MathHelp room and started talking about it Calvin: Lock Junie and me in a room with 5 pounds of coffee. Brassel: ...That's how they made the first nuclear reactor.

#4553

1012

June 10, 2013, 8:57 p.m.

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//Discussing what will be on the freshman chemistry final Alex N: All the questions are gonna be like, "what would you rate yourself according to the Harvard recommendation form and why is the answer below average?"

#4539

08

May 21, 2013, 2:33 p.m.

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Michael: I'm sorry to break it to you, but Santa Claus isn't real. Alex B: Santa Claus isn't real, but Santa CLAW is.

#4538

39

May 21, 2013, 2:33 p.m.

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Rebecca: Are you on It's Christmas? Alex B: Merry Christmas to you Rebecca! Rebecca: I'm Jewish. Alex B: Christmas is not a holiday. It's not a day, it's an experience.

#4533

55

May 7, 2013, 9:15 p.m.

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Alex: Mr. Pham seems to think we have nothing to do but chemistry. Isaac: Do you? Alex: That's besides the point.

#4514

26

April 19, 2013, 12:05 a.m.

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Neel: I wouldn't want to be walking around the Middle East with an American accent. Samir: I would just want to be walking around the Middle East. Neel: Hey, Dubai is a cool city. Samir: Yeah, I'd want to go to Dubai. Alex McArtor: The only place in the Middle East where I'd feel safe is India. Samir: Thats not in the Middle East. Alex McArtor: It technically is, right? Neel: No...

#4510

06

April 15, 2013, 10:40 a.m.

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//Alex Fairhall is describing Totoro's darker themes Alan: You just killed my childhood. //Alex spends the next few minutes bragging about how he killed a piece of Alan

#4436

48

Feb. 14, 2013, 2:18 p.m.

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Po: You're so basic, your pH is 14.

#4405

2727

Jan. 26, 2013, 2:52 p.m.

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//Calling roll for Chemistry Pham: Alexander? Alex N.: I prefer to be called Alex. //Later Pham: Alexander? Alex M: I also prefer to be called Alex. Pham: No! You Alexander, he Alex.

#4126

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May 7, 2012, 5:06 p.m.

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//During lunch while trying to fix Paul's headphones... Alex: Don't wiggle it, you asshole! Paul: You can't just not wiggle it. Alex: That's what she said...