#11070

99

Oct. 28, 2022, 10:51 a.m.

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Stein: My life philosophy is to never memorize any formulas. Stein: That's because my brain is small. Stein: My brain is not only small but filled with crossword puzzles.

#11067

1111

Oct. 28, 2022, 9:35 a.m.

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*Isaiah and Sameer are talking about the recent knowledge celebration* Stein: Diego is talking about his favorite breakfast while you two are off talking about your test. Stein: This is clearly more important.

#11024

88

Oct. 21, 2022, 9:52 a.m.

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Jerry Song: After this data project, I have come to the conclusion that men need to stop eating ice cream.

#11016

57

Oct. 20, 2022, 9:12 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Every study I do is quadruple blind because even I don't know what's going on!

#11006

39

Oct. 19, 2022, 9:38 a.m.

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Stein: Disjoint, or what the pothead gives you.

#11000

1012

Oct. 18, 2022, 9:48 a.m.

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// Homework about an experiment with parachutes Stein: So what did you pick as your experimental units? Andy: Stein! Diego: Supporters of communism! Stein: I chose Nationals fans. // Later Stein: What would the placebo be? Diego: For the real parachute, if you pull the cord a parachute gets released from the bag. Diego: For the fake parachute, if you pull the cord, it just plays the national anthem.

#10981

88

Oct. 14, 2022, 9:46 a.m.

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Stein: Who here is interested in fish farming? *Natalia shakes her head* Stein: So Natalia is interested in being a fish farmer. Stein: And she is looking at two brands of fish food called "Big Sal" and "Salmonella."

#10972

1414

Oct. 13, 2022, 10:56 a.m.

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// Demonstrating an experiment Stein: Alright so we block 1000 people into different weight groups. Stein: This is America, so let's make 500 of them heavy people.

#10971

1113

Oct. 13, 2022, 10:33 a.m.

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Stein: Sam Du, I'm telling you an interesting story. Wake up. Stein: One of my children, for the purpose of this story, I'll call her Martha. Victor: That's her real name. Stein: That is her real name. // Later, Victor is on his phone Stein(to Victor): Are you texting your mom? Stein: Tell her that you love her.

#10969

77

Oct. 13, 2022, 10:08 a.m.

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Stein: Chapter 11 doesn't have any math in it. Stein: But you're still getting your math credit so shhh!