#1534

68

Feb. 23, 2010, 10:29 p.m.

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Contreras: I'm getting some massive quads. Chicks dig that, right? Connor: Well, I think that by the time they notice the "massive quads" you're pretty good anyhow...

#1503

3335

Feb. 17, 2010, 5:45 p.m.

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//Schafer is talking about pipes in his house contracting and expanding Schafer: ...and you can hear the noise from the pipes rubbing up against the wall. Contreras: Are you sure it isn't a ghost? Schafer: Oh, I know it's not a ghost, cause I asked, "Hey, are you a ghost?" and it said "Nah, we're pipes."

#1501

911

Feb. 17, 2010, 6:33 a.m.

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//Contreras is helping a student with math Student: Why are you trying to be creative with it? Can't you just do it the good ol' fashioned way? Contreras: That's what she said! Student: (punches Contreras) Contreras: Ow! What the hell, man?! Student: That's what she said!

#1449

1313

Feb. 3, 2010, 11:15 a.m.

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Contreras: sup, Orlz! Ori: ...? Contreras: It's like shirley, shirlz. Ori, orlz. Ori: I'm okay with that, just dont ask for any. Contreras: wha--OHH.

#1447

1822

Feb. 2, 2010, 8:40 p.m.

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Contreras: I wonder what the most frequently used places for illicit sex in Blair are... Chelsea: Ooh! The sysop room! They have that couch in there...

#1417

2123

Jan. 28, 2010, 10:15 p.m.

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Contreras: Ugh, I still have to do my ethics assignment for graphics.... Andy: Dude, you should cheat on the ethics assignment!

#1381

77

Jan. 21, 2010, 12:29 a.m.

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//Duval visits RD to talk about SRP Duval: Who has a mentor already? //nobody raises their hand at first, but then Contreras suddenly raises his Duval: I'm shocked. How does Captain Procrastinator have this done already?

#1300

1618

Jan. 11, 2010, 10:52 p.m.

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Alex: yo, quantum question? Shirley: yo Alex: so like. dis join be asking. What is the rest mass of an alpha particle in MeV/c². question is. can i figure that out somehow? or is that just, i gotta know this number // Slight pause Shirley: they be wantin the jank in MeV/c²? Alex: ya dawg Shirley: those be some weird-ass units son Alex: so its like tryin to buy crack with double-A batteries, that shit ain't happenin' ?

#1299

1014

Jan. 11, 2010, 9:11 p.m.

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Claire: Aw, well fuck you Contreras: Please, restrain yourself... It *is* tempting, but I'm gonna have to say no on this one Claire: Really, Alex? Have you EVER said no before? Contreras: Ehh, no. Claire: This is so NEW! What happened to the whore side of Alex? Contreras: It ran away with the intelligent side of Claire

#1215

1014

Dec. 18, 2009, 10:28 p.m.

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//David Cao and Alex Contreras are playing chess at lunch. Alex is clearly winning. ~15 people, including Ostrander, are watching David: Why are you taking so long to move? You've practically won already! Ostrander: Maybe he's trying to avoid doing something stupid, like you probably did earlier.