#12235

1010

Oct. 3, 2023, 9:39 a.m.

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Delaney: Uhhhh lymph nodes...they're like Baltimore. Delaney: Has anyone been in Baltimore, on purpose before?

#12230

88

Oct. 2, 2023, 1:55 p.m.

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// Delaney is talking about his wife’s IVF again Delaney: and then, in January 2014, Cora [his younger child] was born— Mandy: oh wait you’re talking about your wife!

#12192

77

Sept. 22, 2023, 10:02 a.m.

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// Delaney hits the back of his leg on the same corner of a table Andy: Table: 2, Delaney: 0.

#12191

66

Sept. 22, 2023, 8:58 a.m.

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// Immunology Delaney: So if I get an isograft, it's from my incredibly attractive twin brother.

#12133

77

Sept. 15, 2023, 2:18 p.m.

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Delaney: Like a bad divorce, the electrons spend most of their time around oxygen. Delaney: They can come visit hydrogen on the weekends.

#12132

33

Sept. 15, 2023, 12:46 p.m.

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Ari: yeah, but it's the *stupid* kind of goatee.

#12106

77

Sept. 12, 2023, 2:54 p.m.

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// Bosse SRP is going to Delaney's room Jerry Song: Oh hey it's Delaney, let's follow him. *Delaney walks into the bathroom* Jerry: Nevermind then.

#12058

66

Sept. 6, 2023, 10:10 a.m.

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// Sean comes into immuno late Delaney: We will be modelling the immune system with legos. Delaney: They need your help, especially this one *gestures to Jerry Song*. Delaney: He is absolutely enamored with the wheels. Andy: It's his manifestation of his deprivation of Hot Wheels as a child.

#12043

77

Sept. 1, 2023, 10:33 a.m.

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Delaney: If you have unruly children, you can give them a Benadryl. Delaney: I didn't say that out loud.

#12041

77

Sept. 1, 2023, 9:43 a.m.

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// Delaney explaining cell differentiation Delaney: So once you are differentiated, it is quite hard to change your path unless something dramatic happens. Delaney(significantly quieter): Such as leaving academia and deciding to teach instead.