#12169

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Sept. 20, 2023, 5:23 p.m.

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Jacobs: Avogadro's Law: If you put in twice as much gas, the balloon is twice as large. Jacobs: Wow. I could've figured that out. I could've had a Law named after me. //later, Jacobs tries to put an egg in a flask, and it doesn't fit Jacobs: This is physics, everyone: the thing is bigger than the other thing, so it won't go in. //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause

#12129

68

Sept. 15, 2023, 9:13 a.m.

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Jacobs: What do you think of when you I say Apollo? Michael Wang: The moon landing? Gus: It was fake! Jerry Song: God, I would like to report a glitch.

#12127

37

Sept. 15, 2023, 8:45 a.m.

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Jacobs: All of the male characters in of Mice and Men have names. Jacobs: For instance, George means to watch over. Jerry Song: Can I George you?

#12126

37

Sept. 15, 2023, 8:43 a.m.

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Jacobs: What does the word fawn make you think of? F-a-w-n fawn. Victor: Like a baby deer? Michael Wang: A lot of fun?

#12125

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Sept. 14, 2023, 4:42 p.m.

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//Dagmawi walks in late, daps/handshakes some friends as he walks around Jacobs: You're just walking in and slapping hands in the middle of my classroom? Dagmawi: ... I'm in this class. Jacobs: I'm Mr Jacobs. I'm also in this class.

#12124

66

Sept. 14, 2023, 4:38 p.m.

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Jacobs: David and Josh, your answers to question 4 are suspiciously similar. You both had this parenthetical at the end. Jacobs: Josh wrote "or pipe it to a NOT gate, but where's the fun in that?", and you wrote "or electronically negate it, but that would be boring". Katz: We think very similarly. Jacobs: If you weren't across the room from each other, I'd suspect copying.

#12109

68

Sept. 13, 2023, 8:50 a.m.

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Linda: This is how you prepare baked Sarah. Jacobs: I hope you mean baked as in cookies and not baked as in...

#12107

55

Sept. 12, 2023, 3:08 p.m.

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Jacobs: What happens if you cheat? Student: You get a zero Jacobs: For the rest of your life, every night, as you go to sleep, you will remember that you are a dirty cheater, with poor ethics and morals. Jacobs: That's the worst I can do. ... I'll also give you a zero, but that's not as bad.

#12091

66

Sept. 11, 2023, 9:13 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Would you like to see a sample of my handwriting? Jacobs: I have, god save us all.

#12068

66

Sept. 7, 2023, 9:09 a.m.

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Jerry Song: I chose the broken lamp because it shows mistakes can make you brighter. Jacobs: You see a hopeful lamp, I see a broken lamp