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Sept. 13, 2023, 8:50 a.m.

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Linda: This is how you prepare baked Sarah. Jacobs: I hope you mean baked as in cookies and not baked as in...



May 30, 2023, 12:09 p.m.

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Jeremy: Which country has the most cheese? Jeremy: Georgia. Georgia the country, because it's the biggest country. Linda: I thought the biggest country was Canada...



March 9, 2023, 7:50 p.m.

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// Envirothon Caleb: Earthlings? That's such a cringe name. *Linda's head jerks up, she's the one who came up with the team name* Caleb: Oops, I spoke too much.



Nov. 15, 2022, 1:43 p.m.

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Linda: Water is free but you need to pay $1. Linda: This is gaslighting. Jerry Song: Beer for the price of two beers, buy one get the other free!



Sept. 27, 2022, 10:28 p.m.

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Linda: My violin teacher always asks me music theory questions. Linda: Like "what's the opposite of E major?" Andy: C# minor? Linda(under her breath): C, D, E, F, G, H? *Andy breaks down laughing*



May 28, 2022, 9:25 p.m.

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Grace: What happened to Linda? Leela: She died. Grace: Andy, Blairbash that.



April 15, 2011, 11:38 a.m.

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//Linda walks into class (late with crutches) Class: Awww, what happened? Ms. Dvorsky: What, it's not like she got a concussion.



Feb. 12, 2011, 10:38 a.m.

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Stallings: Linda, you go to Asian stores right? ...You have to go sometimes right? Linda: Uhh... yeah? Stalling: Will you buy me a back scratcher when you go? This is a very serious matter. *Hands Linda $10* Linda: Okay...



Nov. 16, 2010, 1:54 p.m.

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Janvi: Let there be light...wait, who said that? Linda: God...