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⚐ ReportLinda: This is how you prepare baked Sarah. Jacobs: I hope you mean baked as in cookies and not baked as in...
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⚐ ReportJeremy: Which country has the most cheese? Jeremy: Georgia. Georgia the country, because it's the biggest country. Linda: I thought the biggest country was Canada...
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⚐ Report// Envirothon Caleb: Earthlings? That's such a cringe name. *Linda's head jerks up, she's the one who came up with the team name* Caleb: Oops, I spoke too much.
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⚐ ReportLinda: Water is free but you need to pay $1. Linda: This is gaslighting. Jerry Song: Beer for the price of two beers, buy one get the other free!
#10884
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⚐ ReportLinda: My violin teacher always asks me music theory questions. Linda: Like "what's the opposite of E major?" Andy: C# minor? Linda(under her breath): C, D, E, F, G, H? *Andy breaks down laughing*
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⚐ Report//Linda walks into class (late with crutches) Class: Awww, what happened? Ms. Dvorsky: What, it's not like she got a concussion.
#2925
2020
⚐ ReportStallings: Linda, you go to Asian stores right? ...You have to go sometimes right? Linda: Uhh... yeah? Stalling: Will you buy me a back scratcher when you go? This is a very serious matter. *Hands Linda $10* Linda: Okay...