#9716

88

Jan. 6, 2022, 4:19 p.m.

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//Duval visits Analysis 1 Duval: My laundry room flooded yesterday. It was a bad day -- but it flooded because of me, and not a major plumbing issue. Schwartz: That's good! //later Duval: I missed you guys -- the ones I know. ... The ones I don't know, I still miss you -- I just don't know you. //later Schwartz: What line has a constant x-value? //Duval has no answer, Schwartz makes vertical gestures Duval: ... vertical? Schwartz: Round of appluase, everyone! //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause

#9714

1010

Jan. 6, 2022, 1:44 p.m.

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Schwartz: Wait... 1 - 0.4 - 0.6 does not equal 0. Class: Yes it does! Schwartz: Schwartz: Ohhhhhhh

#9707

11

Jan. 6, 2022, 8:58 a.m.

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Schwartz: What are they not? Everyone: Fractions Schwartz: But they kinda are, aren't they? But they're NOT fractions. Except we are dividing them. *Writes something on the board* Schwartz: What is this? Don't say it, DON'T say it yet... Student: The chain- Schwartz: Don't say it yet! We kinda are cancelling though.

#9706

44

Jan. 6, 2022, 8:53 a.m.

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//Duval has entered the room to drop off her keys. Schwartz: What type of line has a constant x value? Duval: Uhhh... vertical? Schwartz: Round of applause! Class: *applause*

#9705

11

Jan. 6, 2022, 8:53 a.m.

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Schwartz: The definition of a limit is that t is not t naught Student, to himself: T is not t naught, t naught is not t, it's t naught.

#9704

33

Jan. 6, 2022, 8:10 a.m.

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Schwartz: multiple choice is evil. I only use it on BFTs because I can't fit things otherwise.

#9703

44

Jan. 6, 2022, 8:10 a.m.

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Schwartz: we will have a BFT on the last day we meet for the quarter. Student: what does that mean? Schwartz: mcps initialism. Don't worry about it. Schwartz, quietly: if anyone actually knows, please tell each other quietly

#9685

1515

Dec. 22, 2021, 9:17 a.m.

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Schwartz: This video treats taking AP courses as the end-all be-all in your high school career. Schwartz: News flash: IT'S NOT. Collegeboard is a scam!

#9684

711

Dec. 22, 2021, 8:21 a.m.

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// Beginning of class in Analysis 1 Schwartz: Where did I put these notes? Me, looking at Andy: Is it just me, or did you also hear him say deez nuts? Andy: This is why I've muted the freshman server and buried it under 20 other servers. // Twenty minutes later, learning about the shell method for measuring volume Andy: Deez shells

#9683

57

Dec. 22, 2021, 8:11 a.m.

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// Shell method Schwartz: Technically the cubic formula exists. Schwartz: No.