#2865

11

Feb. 2, 2011, 6:32 p.m.

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Pham: Do you have Splenda at home? Student: No... Pham: That why magnets so fat!

#2863

1212

Feb. 2, 2011, 6:05 p.m.

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Pham: When you breathe in simple oxygen, what happens? You die! When you breathe in ozone, what happens? Class: You die! Pham: NO! Well, eventually.

#2862

99

Feb. 2, 2011, 6:03 p.m.

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Pham: You bored in my class? Go to back of room, kiss the computer!

#2861

88

Feb. 2, 2011, 6:02 p.m.

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Pham: You know what happen when scale become negative? You tear it! Ashu: You mean tear it? *makes paper tearing gestures* Pham: NO! You don't rip up scale and throw it in trash can!

#2860

55

Feb. 2, 2011, 5:58 p.m.

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Pham: Sixteen times one equal ABOUT SIXTEEN!

#2854

77

Feb. 1, 2011, 6:16 p.m.

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*Pham lifts up a desk* Pham: How do you say this in French? Student 1: Desk! Pham: No! That's not French! //Later Pham (to student 2): Lift that up.  *points at chair* Pham: How do you say that in Japanese? Student 3: Tsukue!

#2853

2727

Feb. 1, 2011, 5:09 p.m.

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Pham: So say, there are 29 people in this class. Not 29.53, right? Class: Right. Pham: But for example, average number of kids per househole is 2.54. This does not mean that you must take 2 kids, then take another and cut off his head and put another ear on him. No!! You guy realize this? Would be very bad. Very bloody househole...

#2852

66

Feb. 1, 2011, 5:04 p.m.

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Pham: Watah taste terrible!! Why you think they make Coke?!

#2851

2729

Jan. 31, 2011, 7:46 p.m.

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Pham: One foot is twelve meters! Class: ??? Pham: What?

#2850

44

Jan. 31, 2011, 6:06 p.m.

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Pham: There are people here, they really, really get on your nerve.