#9662

68

Dec. 20, 2021, 8:58 a.m.

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Schwartz: It has four problems ... but really, it's more, because one of them has four parts. Schwartz: Fooled you! You think it's four problems -- but it's me, Dio!

#9661

1111

Dec. 20, 2021, 8:21 a.m.

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// Analysis 1, Schwartz keeps missing dad jokes Schwartz, muttering to himself: y?? Because we need it! Schwartz: GAH

#9659

2525

Dec. 20, 2021, 8:03 a.m.

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// Volume of disks, analysis 1 Schwartz: And then you take the double integral- *Class in visible confusion* Schwartz: Wait, wrong class.

#9658

1010

Dec. 19, 2021, 10:31 p.m.

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// Analysis 1 video Schwartz: A southern partygoer and says to their neighbor(in a southern accent) "soooooo, where y'all from?" Schwartz: And the northerner looks back and says "well I am from a place where we have learned to not end our sentences in prepositions." Schwartz: And the southerner looks up for a second, thinks, and kinda nods and says(in heavy southern accent again) "aye, so where y'all from, JERK?" Schwartz: So that's the joke. The real point was to give you time for this(points to paper). Anyways- // Later Schwartz: And keeping with that joke, by the way, at some point talk to Duval about what "bless your heart" means.

#9648

88

Dec. 17, 2021, 10:41 a.m.

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Schwartz: (holding a clear bowl up to the electronic board) I have *shape!*

#9643

02

Dec. 16, 2021, 4:47 p.m.

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Schwartz: We're speaking English. We have no right to complain about anything linguistic. Ever!

#9633

57

Dec. 16, 2021, 9:43 a.m.

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// Anal 1 Schwartz: A student was teaching me how to say French names. Schwartz: He told me to “open my mouth and don’t close it”

#9625

1111

Dec. 14, 2021, 5:17 p.m.

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Schwartz: Here's the -- it's not good news or bad news. Here's the news of questionable value ...

#9619

610

Dec. 14, 2021, 12:05 p.m.

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// Before class starts, anal 1 Andy: I LOST THE GAME! Schwartz: I've been playing the game since ... 2002.

#9590

1212

Dec. 10, 2021, 2:20 p.m.

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Schwartz: That file cabinet, I inherited from the health department, so it has labels for units of Health class. Schwartz: So I store my Analysis 2 materials in the Alcohol, Drugs, and Tobacco section.