#9227

46

Oct. 22, 2021, 4:05 p.m.

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Schwartz: Show each other more respect than you show the teacher. I'm the teacher -- I don't need respect! I'm paid for this -- I get money instead of respect.

#9204

210

Oct. 8, 2021, 1:53 p.m.

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Schwartz: You already did related rates. You just didn't know you were doing it, because I tricked you! Mwahahaha!

#9200

3133

Oct. 6, 2021, 9:38 p.m.

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Schwartz: So how do we know when matrices commute? Leela: Probably around 8:30, if they want to get to work on time

#9198

99

Oct. 6, 2021, 5:11 p.m.

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// about PSAT Schwartz: Yeah, don't prepare. Just show up and sleep.

#9197

35

Oct. 6, 2021, 5:09 p.m.

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Schwartz: No one ever believes me, and I get it.

#9196

99

Oct. 6, 2021, 5:07 p.m.

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Schwartz: They call it "College Readiness Day". It's really a day where we're slaves to CollegeBoard... We should boycott CollegeBoard.

#9182

44

Sept. 15, 2021, 4:25 p.m.

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// derivative notation Schwartz: Clearly, you all have strong opinions already! And if you don't, you will in ten seconds! // D_x(f)|_c Schwartz: And raise your hand if you like this one ... // no one raises hand Schwartz: Good, good! You shouldn't like that one. It's bad and it should feel bad.

#9181

1012

Sept. 15, 2021, 4:22 p.m.

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// discussing Law of Ones Schwartz: What do you do when none of 0, 1, -1, 2, -2 are roots of the polynomial? // students suggest things like Rational Root Theorem Schwartz: You cry! You cry before you try something like the Rational Root Theorem!

#9180

1111

Sept. 15, 2021, 4:17 p.m.

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Schwartz: All of life's problems can be solved with Ctrl-Z.

#9174

77

Sept. 9, 2021, 4:15 p.m.

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Schwartz: The looking off into the distance and stroking your beard doesn't work as well when wearing a face mask. // a bit later Schwartz: I should get a fake beard and put it over my mask, so I can do this ... that would give me a disproportionate amount of amusement.