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⚐ Report//Pham explaining the Chem R/E Presentation Pham: Okay guy, listen. You know proper English very important for presentation. Pham: I check for spelling, grammar, complete sentence, noun-verb agreement. Make sure you have. Pham: Each mistake I find taking off two point.
#4958
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⚐ Report//Pham talking about clean water Pham: By the way, anyone here vegetarian? //Ramu raises his hand Pham: The water we drink filled with dead bug and stuff anyway. There no use be vegetarian.
#4929
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⚐ Report//Block B Chemistry Pham: We go over test, take a test, do ice cream lab. //Pham calls Street in to lecture the class //After Street leaves Pham: We don't have enough time, we just do ice cream lab.
#4831
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⚐ Report// Freshman Chem, Pham is discussing quantum states and electron configurations Pham: Okay guy, I going to demonstrate the s, p, d, and f electron orbitals with wooden model. // Pham takes out the s, p, and f models, the d model is missing // With a serious face Pham: Hey! Someone took the D!
#4793
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⚐ Report//Pham in Block B Freshman Chemistry, lecturing about students' futures Pham: What is American dream? American dream is driving Mercedes in the morning, BMW in afternoon and Ferrari in evening. Why? Mercedes in the morning to meet with clients, BMW for lunch, and Ferarri at night to pick up girls!
#4789
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⚐ Report// Pham giving out SRP room numbers Pham: You weren't there the day you sign up for Room number? Pham: 316, 373, 327, meeny miney more
#4773
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⚐ Report// Mr. Pham's email about homework Mr. Pham: Gas laws homework - Gas law homework is on edline You have
#4759
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⚐ Report//Pham taking our attendance for the first time Pham: Sambuha? Sambuddha: No, it's "Sambuddha." Pham: Oh yeah, he have the Double D's! My vision getting bad.
#4714
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⚐ Report//Chem class freshman year, block A Pham: You know how mole get its name? Class: ...? Pham: WHAT?! YOU GUY DON'T KNOW THIS?! I tell you -- what happen when you pour powder? Student: It makes a pile? Pham: YEAH! And what dat pile look like? Yeah! MOLE HILL. So you shorten dat. YOU GET MOLE. //Some time later Pham: Why it call anion? Class: ...? (again?!) Pham: It's a NEGATIVE ion! Come on guy! //Still later Pham: So what is cation? Class: ............. Pham: The t! It not t! It plus sign! POSITIVE! This how you guy remember thing, okay?
#4641
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⚐ Report//Before ESS starts Isaac: Yeah, when I get really tired and cranky, I get mad at people. Haena: You're not mad at me. Isaac: (stares for a moment) Yeahhh, well, you're you.