#7244

1717

Feb. 19, 2018, 10:23 p.m.

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Student: What if you used a flamethrower to set fire to everyone? Pham: Then I save myself a lot of grading.

#7232

88

Feb. 15, 2018, 11:31 a.m.

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Pham: What happens when you touch the metal. Class: You die. Pham: No you no die. 32 people here. You need to know CPR to be in the B Block.

#7216

1717

Feb. 12, 2018, 9:52 a.m.

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//Street walks in to AChem Pham: By the way, you know Miter Street is Asian, right? Students: ?? Pham: He married to Asian wife, and he have two kids who are half Asian half white. So it's 1/2 + 1/2, that's 1 total, so he Asian! Street: It's more like 1 + 3, or maybe 2+4. Brian plays the viola, he got into an Ivy league college, and he's married to an Asian girl. He's Asian. But my other son, he plays the saxophone and he plays... Lacrosse... and he's married to a white girl. He's white!

#7204

77

Feb. 6, 2018, 5:57 p.m.

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Pham: If I staying up until 4, am I studying? No! If I staying up until 4, I playing game!

#7200

1515

Feb. 5, 2018, 11:24 p.m.

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//AI, Ms. Burton is subbing, Mr. Pham walks past the doorway, Alex notices him, discussion //Mr. Pham entereth with a pole Alex: Is that the pole with... Mr. Pham: Ya dis the atmosphere pole. //Alex gestures things and says things I don't remember Mr. Pham: What, you wan me to throw it at you? Ms. Burton: Well why not? Mr. Pham: I can't do that. //Ms. Burton walks over, lifts the pole Ms. Burton: You can't throw this?

#7199

-111

Feb. 5, 2018, 8:20 p.m.

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//talking about how to make soap Pham: You know what they use in soap? They used to use animal fat. You know? McDonald's, Burger King, Chinese restaurant... Class: Chinese restaurant?! *snickers*

#7197

1212

Feb. 5, 2018, 1:21 p.m.

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// Talking about sig figs and arithmetic Pham: No!! You never truncate!! If you truncate you cut your head off!!

#7193

1719

Feb. 4, 2018, 7:25 p.m.

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//on the Block B group chat, getting nervous about chem hw deadlines Student: can Pham spend more time telling us things and less time roasting the TA

#7184

1313

Feb. 1, 2018, 8:17 p.m.

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Student 1: What did I miss in Pham? *class starts snickering* Student 2: (muttering) street food and vegetables

#7180

88

Feb. 1, 2018, 5:35 p.m.

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Pham: What you write was your errors for your SRP report? David: Well, I did a math project, so... Pham: Why you do math? Is BORING.