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#5569
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⚐ Report//Talking about strings having difficulties playing single eighth notes Piper: What, you like it better when they are hooked up and get all friendly with each other?
#5541
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⚐ Report//Friday, September 18 2015 //Ms. Piper's FCS class //When Blair's football team is talked about on Infoflow Trunk: Let's touchdown on that story. Piper: And I thought I had been puns.
#5540
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⚐ Report//first to enter Piper's room Me: Where is everybody? The bell-- Piper: It rang hours ago! Me: Is everybody at functions? Piper: That's 5th period. He doesn't keep them through 6th, does he?
#3745
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⚐ Report//Francis is using his calculator to squish his pencil and get more eraser Piper: Magnets use calculators for just about anything; tools, play games on it like a game boy. Calculators are like utility knifes for magnets.
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⚐ Report//There's a huge crowd of kids around a desk Piper: Hey what are you guys doing? Me: Uhhh...racing our calculator programs... Piper: ...Nerds...
#3538
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⚐ Report//After a computer science quiz Piper: If anyone asks you how the quiz was, you say "great". And if they ask what was on it, say "computer science". Let's try it: How was the quiz? Class: Great. Piper: What was on it? Class: Computer science. Schafer: Now, pretend we just had a physics quiz. How was the quiz? Class: Great. Schafer: What was on it? Class: Computer science.
#3536
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⚐ Report//Ms. Piper calls the main office after a student faints in her class Office: This is the main office. Piper: Yes, a student fainted in my class. Office: How can I help you? Piper: Well, I don't know! Office: Um, I can't really hear you. Piper: I said a student fainted. Office: A student did what? Piper: Fainted! Office: Ok, we'll send security.
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⚐ Report//Ms. Piper remarks that she made a whole file of Flip-Flop problems and solved every one Piper: There was nothing on TV that night. So I did flip-flop tracing.