#1329

33

Jan. 15, 2010, 8:38 a.m.

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Schafer: All we do is quote South Park at my house.

#1328

46

Jan. 15, 2010, 8:38 a.m.

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Schafer: If you turn in a paper with zero sources, that's precisely how many points you're gonna get!

#1325

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:35 a.m.

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//Shirley is looking for something in the physics back room //leafblower noises are emitted from the back room Schafer: There is no reason for you to have a leafblower in your hand. //Shirley emerges with no leafblower in hand Shirley: I don't! Schafer: But you did have a leafblower in your hand. Shirley: No comment.

#1324

33

Jan. 15, 2010, 8:34 a.m.

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Schafer: If I had to do it again, I'd probably pick a job that let me be outside and dirty all day rather than inside with you.

#1303

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Jan. 12, 2010, 11:37 a.m.

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Schafer: About 80% of the teams were as dumb as bricks, and believe me, I've seen some smart bricks!

#1261

35

Jan. 5, 2010, 5:37 p.m.

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//A bunch of Blair alumni guys from the Blair senior class of 2009 come to visit during their winter break, while Mr. Schafer is teaching freshman physics Schafer: So, *turns to Student 1* where do you go now? Student 1: Carnegie Mellon. Schafer: How is it? Student 1: It's good. Schafer: See, I'm doing an experiment to see how my former students are-- Student 2: You can experiment with me! Schafer: [...] Awkward. *turns back to teach giggling freshman*

#1247

04

Dec. 22, 2009, 10:30 p.m.

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//Jacob has this in his Gmail status Duval: e-mail SRP paper. Schafer: decision pending. Smith: guys, let's just enjoy the break?

#1216

77

Dec. 18, 2009, 10:50 p.m.

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//Scott L. finishes answering question for QED Chapter 3 presentation Schafer: That was an excellent explanation for something you didn't really understand.

#1206

22

Dec. 17, 2009, 12:44 p.m.

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//working on a crossword puzzle with theme "Noah's Ark" Schafer: There are two of every animal! Stein: I didn't realize they were animals! Hammond: Of course! He didn't bring two of each stamp!

#1171

66

Dec. 15, 2009, 3:35 p.m.

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Mikey: I just realized, you could replace "son of a biscuit" with "son of a bishop." A bishop's not supposed to have sons! Schafer: And biscuits are? [...] See, I can be pretty sure a biscuit won't have a son, but a bishop... eh.