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#1088
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⚐ ReportSchafer: This is, for all intents and purposes, a security mirror for 7-11. Hang on, I stole one. //Schafer escapes into the back room to look for his mirror, but it's been STOLEN!
#1087
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⚐ ReportSchafer: One day, you might say, I want to go back to Blair on Friday to say hi. You may have something to ask Mr. Schafer. Alumnus: You may be thinking, I wonder if he's wearing that same green shirt he wore seven years ago. //Mr. Schafer looks down at his green shirt Schafer: Hey, it means I haven't gained any weight! That's a plus.
#1085
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⚐ ReportSchafer: How do you get an elephant out of the grocery store? You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way." But there is no f in "way"!
#1083
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⚐ ReportSchafer: Michael, are you making fun of my problem set? Michael: It's not a problem set, it's a take home. Schafer: I hate so much everything about all of you.
#1075
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⚐ Report*student comes in late for study hall* Schafer: Hey you! It's just been announced that if you LC study hall you're automatically not getting into college.
#1073
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⚐ Report//In Study Hall, getting the class to shut up: Stein: Everybody! Work. Just do something. Ittai (to Alex C): You can do me next. Schafer (points to Ittai): You! No talking, ever again!
#1038
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⚐ ReportSchafer: Make like a banana and split! Reckson: No, make like a tree and leave! Schafer: Oh, you have no idea what you just started. Make like a goalie and GET THE PUCK OUT!
#952
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⚐ Report//while teaching curl and divergence to mathphys Mr. Schafer: I don't want to ruin this for one Eric W. -- what's his middle initial?