#1083

33

Dec. 8, 2009, 2:33 p.m.

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Schafer: Michael, are you making fun of my problem set? Michael: It's not a problem set, it's a take home. Schafer: I hate so much everything about all of you.

#1082

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Dec. 8, 2009, 2:32 p.m.

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Mario: My report card says grade 12. Schafer: Your attitude says grade 9. BOOM!

#1075

77

Dec. 7, 2009, 9:01 p.m.

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*student comes in late for study hall* Schafer: Hey you! It's just been announced that if you LC study hall you're automatically not getting into college.

#1073

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Dec. 7, 2009, 4:26 p.m.

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//In Study Hall, getting the class to shut up: Stein: Everybody! Work. Just do something. Ittai (to Alex C): You can do me next. Schafer (points to Ittai): You! No talking, ever again!

#1038

133147

Dec. 4, 2009, 7:34 a.m.

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Schafer: Make like a banana and split! Reckson: No, make like a tree and leave! Schafer: Oh, you have no idea what you just started. Make like a goalie and GET THE PUCK OUT!

#952

13

Nov. 24, 2009, 11:20 a.m.

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//while teaching curl and divergence to mathphys Mr. Schafer: I don't want to ruin this for one Eric W. -- what's his middle initial?

#951

44

Nov. 24, 2009, 11:19 a.m.

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Mr. Schafer: Your anal mech book. *mutters to self* Because that doesn't sound wrong.

#950

77

Nov. 24, 2009, 11:19 a.m.

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//talking about It's Academic Mr. Schafer: We think we are the best. I agree, and therefore we should win. It's modus ponens or something. Mario: Haha, modus pwn-ens.

#887

44

Nov. 18, 2009, 7:21 p.m.

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Student: Wait, so they use heat to power church organs? o-o (after demonstration with a pipe and a blowtorch) Schafer: No, they use a..I mean, yes! There's a little man inside that goes, "YOU WANT TO SEE?!" *blowtorch*

#886

35

Nov. 18, 2009, 7:15 p.m.

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Mr.Schafer: (looking through a hollow meter stick) I can seeee youuuuuuuu! This is how you play a meter stick! *makes strange sounds on meter stick as a makeshift tuba*