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#2078
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⚐ ReportPham: Hey, college, it's a freedom world out there, you go to class it's fine, you don't go class it's great. [...] From junior up don't do homework.
#2077
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⚐ Report//As usual, the Promethean pen is missing Pham: Wait! What do I going to write with?
#2060
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⚐ ReportPham: Toilet in White House is worth thirty thousand dollars; for the Obama. Because Secret Service guy need stand there while they pouring it in the mold, otherwise listening device could be inside.
#2055
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⚐ ReportPham: By the way, next week classday Thursday and Monday-- Student: No school! Pham: --no, I take off. I go Aruba. Students: Haha, why? Pham: They have no law there! It much harder to get caught! By the way, what name mayor of New York? Students: ...........Bloomberg? Pham: No, the other one, mayor September eleven! Students: Giuliani? Pham: Yeah! Okay, your sub be Mrs. Giuliani. She not his wife though.
#2054
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⚐ Report//When he visited Anal Chem, Peter Q. explained that he was accepted to Caltech but his parents are making him go to U Penn because it's closer Pham: Asian parent not want kid go college join gangster or thing like that.
#2051
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⚐ ReportPham: Bosse could retire when she turn fifty-three! You guy know that, right? She have thirty year by then. (later) Pham: If Mister Dvorsky retire, she retire when she turn eighty years old.
#2050
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⚐ ReportPham: The teacher who teach ninth period get extra money like twelve dolla fifty. Student (sarcastically): That's a lot of money! Pham (earnestly): Yeah, it is!
#2045
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⚐ Report//During lunch, we had been playing cards. 4 minutes 'til lunch ends... Kendix: S***, I HAVE HOMEWORK I NEED TO DO! Various others: Just doings da wuhk! Jus gettings it dun! Kendix: Shut up and let me work! //Bell rings