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#1611

33

March 8, 2010, 6:30 p.m.

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//Discussing experimental design and variables Stein: So let's say you're thinking about something or other and you think you have a good idea. Then Shelley comes in the room and is like [makes speaking noises]. Burger (exclaiming): Call security!

#1609

1313

March 8, 2010, 4:33 p.m.

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Rose: Nothing grows exponentially. Stein: Except love. Rose: Well, people die.

#1603

33

March 6, 2010, 4:28 p.m.

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//Learning about Gabriel's Horn Stein: So you can't paint it...but you can fill it with anything you want...including paint, so you can paint its inside. Sam: But when you say paint, you mean paint with the same thickness throughout.  And when you fill it, the paint layer gets thinner far out... Stein: See, when I teach this, I really get to learn people's personalities.  There are the superrationalists, who argue that it all makes sense.  Then there are engineers, like Mr. Templin, who think that since you can't build it, it doesn't exist.  And there are people like me, who think it's amazing that God created things like this to wonder at.  Now, I'll give the superrationalist 30 seconds.

#1601

911

March 5, 2010, 8:51 p.m.

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Stein: So, I have this daughter. Actually, I have two daughters. Actually, I have three daughters. No wait, one's a son.

This followed the comment about his first wife.

stein

#1600

1111

March 5, 2010, 8:50 p.m.

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Stein: So, I have this wife. My first wife. Actually, I've only had one wife.

Apparently this first wife has to put up with a lot XD

stein, wife

#1588

55

March 3, 2010, 4:48 p.m.

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Mr. Stein: If I divide the class into, say, good dancers, bad dancers, very bad dancers, and Lev.

#1583

22

March 3, 2010, 8:29 a.m.

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Stein: Can you guys stop looking up how many children they all have? It's not explanatory, and it's going to take you weeks. And by the time you're done, they might have more kids!

#1582

57

March 3, 2010, 7:38 a.m.

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Carlos: Is someone pregnant? Stein: Yes, people around the world are pregnant.

#1581

24

March 3, 2010, 7:38 a.m.

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Stein: EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY! Curved residuals! Call 911!

#1563

1919

March 1, 2010, 8:48 a.m.

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Stein: My dad dated two-thirds of the women in his class at MIT.