#8300

4848

Sept. 20, 2019, 11:43 a.m.

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//talk like a pirate day is also back to school night Student: Are you gonna talk like that to the parents, too? Schwartz: I be introducin' myself, then I be stoppin'

#8299

3737

Sept. 20, 2019, 11:42 a.m.

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// talking about low-quality free food Student: But it's free food! Schwartz: Aye, ye ready to go to college

#8298

1820

Sept. 20, 2019, 8:03 a.m.

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Lillian: I feel like there should be a word for when someone asks you to go try out for an extracurricular and you go fully knowing you aren't going to get in Catherine: That's called giving up

#8297

1921

Sept. 19, 2019, 1:24 p.m.

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//7th period Logic Rose: Let’s start with a beautiful quote from the big boy himself: Aristotle

#8296

521

Sept. 19, 2019, 12:47 p.m.

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//talking about bridge supports Kaluta: It'll be under far more stress than it was made for. Lena: Me.

#8295

323

Sept. 19, 2019, 7:40 a.m.

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Charlotte: NOAM, I did it in under 10 minutes!!! Michio: Charlotte, that’s not much of an achievement, it should take longer than that. *everyone looks at Michio* Michio: Oh, it was about running

#8294

3537

Sept. 18, 2019, 8:40 a.m.

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Sloe about agarose powder: Don’t spill it, it’s expensive. Think of it as cocaine.

#8293

1115

Sept. 18, 2019, 8:25 a.m.

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James: The two weeks leading up to school, I always have nightmares about missing homework assignments.

#8292

-313

Sept. 18, 2019, 8:23 a.m.

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*glass stirrers in Erlenmeyer flasks clinking in the background* Elia: ASMR

#8290

39

Sept. 17, 2019, 10:19 p.m.

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Student 1: You might as well make them a baby cow-sacrificing group of unicorn enthusiasts Student 2: Are we talking about genetics?