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#10834

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Sept. 19, 2022, 9:35 a.m.

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// Talk like a pirate day Stein: You guys are the lamest group. Jerry Song: We all have scurvy. // Later Ace: Who gets all their movies for free? Ace: Pirates.

#10817

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Sept. 15, 2022, 10:49 a.m.

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// Calculator shortage during stat test Stein(to Jerry Song): Steven, pass your calculator to [student] Jerry: Sure. But my name's not Steven. Steven is over there. Stein: Sam, can you pass Carlos your calculator? Samuel Du: I did it by hand. // Later Stein: Make sure to tear off your chaAaAart before turning it in. Stein: Put it on the fridge. Stein: I love you grandma, here's your chaAaAart! // Later Stein: What's Dance Moms? Diego: It's Mr. Kyei's favorite show.

#10816

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Sept. 15, 2022, 10:10 a.m.

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Stein: When I was 7, my art teacher called my parents because all I did was draw dots.

#10806

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Sept. 13, 2022, 9:39 a.m.

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Stein: Now we're gonna alter the tomatoes. Stein: Which is gross, because we are pumping them full of chemicals.

#5433

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March 26, 2015, 6:06 p.m.

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Stein: Here's how you remember the order of the variables for binompdf, n, p, x. No peeing on xylophones! Because if you do, they get all rusty and sticky. This is a life lesson here! Sidd! Sidd: Yeah? Stein: No peeing on xylophones!

Personally, my last worry if someone peed on a xylophone would be what happened to the xylophone...

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#5393

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Feb. 17, 2015, 1:29 p.m.

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Mr. Stein: Tweeting is good. Following me on Twitter is also good. With one exception. Some kid made a fake Twitter account called 'I Like Big Tomatoes' and followed me.

One stat problem that enrages him is about genetically modifying tomatoes for size because people throw away small tomatoes. "Taste is what matters."

stat, stein, applied_stat, twitter

#5363

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Jan. 22, 2015, 9:49 p.m.

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//After discussing the boring sheet, Applied Stat Mr. Stein: "Any questions?" Saloni: "Are there any tissues?" Mr. Stein: "There are no tissues in this room, but we do have dri-erase markers. They're all purple though."

#5362

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Jan. 22, 2015, 9:46 p.m.

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Mr. Stein: "You only have to take 3 courses in high school. You have to take health, because you don't want to get sexually transmitted diseases. You have to take NSL, because you have to vote. And you have to take Stat, because then you could tell which candidates are lying!"