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#3449

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June 6, 2011, 6:39 p.m.

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//Mr Pham and Mr Giles cross pathes between the chemistry room and math help: Pham: I hear you tell kids lines only straight. Giles: Yeah, they're only straight. Pham: No you wrong-- Giles: All lines are straight. Pham: Noooooooooo.

#3268

1010

April 27, 2011, 5:33 p.m.

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//Mr. Giles has given the class time to work on the homework, and some people are just socializing instead of working. Giles: Charles Yin! Something shiny is on your desk. Charles: (looking up quickly) What? Giles: Just seeing how easily distracted you are. Go do something productive!

#3112

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March 19, 2011, 3:57 p.m.

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Student: I think you have a little mean inside you. Giles: Cool.

#3104

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March 17, 2011, 8:04 p.m.

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//class is giggling weirdly for some reason Giles: I swear this room needs padded walls.

Crazy Calc Class... ...That's crazy. I was crazy once. They put me in a white room...

giles, calculus, crazy

#2916

04

Feb. 10, 2011, 11:14 p.m.

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//Announcement comes on for the Breast Cancer assembly in the middle of checking calc hw Rachel Carruthers: Hey, who wants to go down? Giles (to girls in class): You guys don't have to go if you don't want to go. Rachel: What are _you_ doing, Mr. Giles? Giles: _I'm_ not going!!

#2915

1010

Feb. 10, 2011, 11:10 p.m.

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//Giles is teaching Euler's Method for differential equations when Rose walks in //Giles is doing the whole thing out on the board. Rose: You should make a chart. Do you know how to make a chart? Giles: Yes, but I like teaching them to understand it first. Rose: It makes things so much simpler. //Giles keeps writing on board while Rose makes chart on paper Giles (to class): And that's the Euler's method. It's really annoying and we're never going to do it out like this ever again. Rose: And now you can make a chart. //class laughs Rose (pauses): Thanks, by the way. I never really understood how the Euler's Method worked. Giles: (!) You never understood how Euler's worked? Rose: Yeah. I always made a chart. It just made things simpler. Giles: ... //turns to board Giles (to class) : We're going to make a chart.

#2820

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Jan. 18, 2011, 5:05 p.m.

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Giles: Richard supposedly failed the unit circle quiz over and over again on PURPOSE until I gave it out on yellow paper. For Asian pride.

#2819

46

Jan. 18, 2011, 5:05 p.m.

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Giles: This review packet is worth the mystical, magical number of points that it takes so that if you don’t do it, it will lower your grade to a something-point-nine-four. For example, if your grade is an 87.4, if you don’t do the review packet, your grade will drop to a 79.4. Class: WHHAATT??!??! Giles: I’m kidding. But I want you to do the review packet!!

#2818

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Jan. 18, 2011, 5:05 p.m.

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Random Jewish student: Mr. Giles, those alpha symbols look like Jesus fish. I’m offended. Giles: Umm… (The next class, when reviewing last night’s homework) Giles: So, if SIN^2(Star of David) + COS^2(Star of David) = 1, then…wow. It’s really hard to say “Star of David” after every function in trig identities.

#2817

-17

Jan. 18, 2011, 5:04 p.m.

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Giles (referring to person riding a Ferris wheel on the board): He’s high, he’s low, he’s high, he’s low, it’s a sine graph! Ashu: Ha-ha, he’s high! Giles (sarcastically): Hilarious.