#12913

26

Jan. 30, 2024, 10:03 a.m.

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Glenn: What happens if you turn it in at 9:01? James: ZERO!

#12912

55

Jan. 30, 2024, 9:48 a.m.

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Glenn: There was a tooth on the roof of my mouth. Glenn: and they tried to put a bracket on it but it wouldn't budge Glenn: So I had to get it surgically removed Glenn: It broke into four pieces Student: You can scam the tooth fairy for four times the money Glenn: For the longest time, my sister was my tooth fairy Glenn: and I found the box she kept them in Glenn: and i smooshed them together

#12911

55

Jan. 30, 2024, 9:40 a.m.

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Glenn: [My rat] is a 35 dollar monthly expense Glenn: They have to put the rat under anesthesia because otherwise they'll bite, right? because they're drilling their teeth Glenn: And they have this tiny *gestures* nose mask to put laughing gas in it, on the rat and its so cute!

#12889

88

Jan. 24, 2024, 10:21 a.m.

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// Cell organelle campaign Glenn: Next up... we have.... the cell wall! Glenn: We get to watch Chaewoon dance!

#12856

88

Jan. 18, 2024, 7:53 a.m.

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Glenn: My old lady dream is to be the one on the beach with a metal detector looking for treasure.

#12855

1010

Jan. 18, 2024, 7:53 a.m.

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Glenn: I can tell the difference between a content purr from my cats and a “I’m gonna murder you in your sleep, woman” purr.

#12796

911

Dec. 21, 2023, 12:12 p.m.

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Glenn: Caleb, tell me about life! Caleb: Uhhhh...seeing the sun rise is nice. Caleb: I've definitely explored my sleep schedule.

#12759

44

Dec. 19, 2023, 12:16 p.m.

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// Talking about her daughter Alice Glenn: She's a bloodthirsty little savage.

#12706

88

Dec. 12, 2023, 10:06 a.m.

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Glenn: I seek out lima beans.

#12688

911

Dec. 7, 2023, 12:48 p.m.

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Glenn: My freezer is mostly people food...and rats/mice for my snake...and a bunch of frozen insects.