#8776

79

Nov. 30, 2020, 6:01 p.m.

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Blake: Who's Simile's best friend? Student: Metaphor Blake: Yeah, they're like fraternal twins.

#8762

77

Nov. 19, 2020, 1:15 p.m.

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Blake: I'm old, right? Blake: You better say no.

#8736

48

Nov. 12, 2020, 1:42 p.m.

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Blake: What are cats known for? Student: Being evil monsters that want to kill you in your sleep.

#8731

44

Nov. 11, 2020, 2:51 p.m.

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Blake: Come on people, do you like bread? Blake: Warm bread? Right out of the oven? // Later Blake: I like bread -- a little too much.

#8730

66

Nov. 11, 2020, 2:48 p.m.

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Blake: The independent clause lives on its own -- has a car, has a job ...

#8713

1010

Nov. 5, 2020, 1:38 p.m.

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// Talking about self-referential third-person (illeism) Blake: The only person I know who can get away with that is Elmo.

#8692

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Oct. 26, 2020, 2:59 p.m.

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Blake: Reading is ... so awesome. Blake -- said the English teacher.

#8660

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Oct. 15, 2020, 6:23 p.m.

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Blake: ... OOOHH! My god! It's so long!

#8163

1416

May 14, 2019, 3:12 p.m.

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Sam: Norwegians don´t have wings! Yash: Oh really, have you even met a Norwegian before?

#7938

3034

Feb. 13, 2019, 7:05 p.m.

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//9th Clay, doing quiet work //Booyya stubs his finger on a desk Booyya: Ah, fuck! *Clay looks up and stares at Booyya for a few seconds* Booyya: Hi there.