#3340

2832

May 11, 2011, 2:35 p.m.

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//class is rehearsing Julius Caesar Annie: Let me, upon my knee, prevail upon this. [She kneels.] Fillman: Uh oh, Calphurnia got on her knees. Everyone knows what happens when women get on their knees. //unsurprisingly, class erupts in laughter //about five minutes later: Fillman: Come on guys. This is going on Blairbash isn't it. Evan: To be fair, Caesar WAS about to get epically blown. Fillman: This is about where I lose my job. Bye-bye, job!

#3330

2329

May 9, 2011, 7:48 a.m.

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Yessi: AP Spanish is such a joke. You have the classroom full of Hispanic kids and the one token white kid. Evan: AP Latin is worse. You have the classroom full of dead kids and the one token living kid.

#3264

812

April 26, 2011, 6:24 p.m.

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Myles: ...yeah, she's an OBGYN. Tatyana: Sorry? Myles: A gynecologist. Sharon: A what? Myles: A... Evan: *FRANTIC KILL GESTURES* NO NO NO NO NO Sharon: What's that? Evan: You said it, you explain it. Myles: No, you explain it!

#3263

39

April 26, 2011, 6:19 p.m.

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//Evan is about to present his dystopian future project for English //walks to front of the room with a giant essay Evan: So, Ms. Forman said that all the important dystopian elements of the short story should be in the first two pages. So I included the ten-page version //holds up the ten-page essay Evan: ...and a one-page version. //holds up one sheet of paper with the essay written in microscopic font

#3237

24

April 14, 2011, 5:36 p.m.

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//talking about Mr. Rose's "son" (paul) Sharon: So you had your son when you were a teenager? Evan: Mr. Rose, did they never teach about birth control in high school?

#3206

1717

April 9, 2011, 8:02 a.m.

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Stein: Someone needs to pick up the clothes over here by the hose! Evan: Clothes before hose!

#3199

1717

April 7, 2011, 11:58 a.m.

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//Martina is on the back of a boat with her arms spread and singing "My Heart Will Go On"... badly Evan: Does this end with you at the bottom of the ocean?

#3159

1515

March 28, 2011, 3:10 p.m.

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Kaluta: If someone of the appropriate sex at Wallops wants to join your room, you should let them join you. Evan: By 'appropriate' do you mean 'opposite'?

#3151

68

March 25, 2011, 8:22 p.m.

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//Patrice is passing around his petition to be class president Evan: Should I sign it Hugo Dick? Thomas: Nah, sign it Dix E. Normus

#3148

612

March 25, 2011, 3:03 p.m.

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Evan: You owe me five bucks. Viju: My ass! Evan: Well, that too.