#12075

68

Sept. 7, 2023, 4:19 p.m.

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//theory of Forms: real things crudely partake in the Forms of their category in an alternate world Will Klees: So you're telling me that Plato invented object-oriented programming.

#12073

66

Sept. 7, 2023, 3:12 p.m.

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Rose: You can look at a campfire for hours, and it's really interesting.

#12054

99

Sept. 5, 2023, 5:10 p.m.

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Rose: I'm getting everything I want today. This never happens. Rose: Should I keep asking for things, or should I quit while I'm ahead?

#12032

88

Aug. 31, 2023, 4:10 p.m.

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Rose: "If you wash the dishes, I'll give you a cookie." This is what a parent might say -- I'm a parent. Rose, later: This is a good way of parenting -- bribery. Rose, later: What if he doesn't wash the dishes, but I give him a cookie anyway? This is 21st-century parenting.

#12031

44

Aug. 31, 2023, 4:09 p.m.

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Rose: I am not an expert at anything

#11434

1616

Jan. 17, 2023, 2 p.m.

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Patrick: That's cringe! Rose: No, it's not cringe, what's the opposite of that? Caleb: It's based Rose: Yeah, that Rose, under his breath: I don't say that stuff out loud

#11374

1515

Jan. 4, 2023, 1:26 p.m.

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Rose: I’m like in the top 0.1% of math teachers and I’m still kinda dumb. Patrick: Mr. Rose I believe you’re in the top 0.1% of humblest teachers too

#11315

77

Dec. 13, 2022, 1:41 p.m.

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Pertark: woah woah woah, Mr. Rose, I know you don't like us, but it's not fair to call us objects

#11314

1515

Dec. 13, 2022, 1:02 p.m.

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Rose: Who's not here, so I can put them in the miss you heart?

#11301

1111

Dec. 9, 2022, 1:49 p.m.

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Rose: *snaps his fingers for like 10 seconds* Rose: Alright, we did it. We axiomatized the natural numbers. *class erupts into applause*