#11937

810

June 5, 2023, 4:20 p.m.

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Stein: The important parts of school are over. PuzzlePalooza is done.

#11936

08

June 5, 2023, 4:20 p.m.

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Stein: I did this [kind of experiment on subliminal messages] in ninth grade. Stein: I didn't have classes in my school, we just studied things that were interesting. //later Stein: Every six weeks, we'd switch classes. We'd meet in the common room, and they'd ask us "what do you want to learn about?" Stein: And I'd say "chemistry!" So they say "David wants to learn about chemistry. Who else wants to learn about chemistry?" //later Stein: I think my parents liked [the field trips/school camping trips], because it meant I was away for a lot of the time.

#11888

1111

May 23, 2023, 4:01 p.m.

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Stein: Hello, CNN? This is David Stein of Montgomery County Public Schools. Stein: My two Statistics classes this morning had zero people absent. Yes, zero!

#11784

1313

April 25, 2023, 10:20 a.m.

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Stein: Now time for an example, and remember, all my examples were current events two years ago. Stein: "In an April 14-15 poll of 1318 North Carolina voters, a Public Policy Polling poll found the presidential race a toss-up, with Vice President Biden" Stein: now President Biden Stein: "leading President Trump" Stein: now Defendant Trump Stein: "by 48%-47%." class starts laughing Stein: That's just a fact. It's not a political statement.

#11769

1313

April 18, 2023, 8:46 p.m.

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Katz: What's the official spelling of "Checkmeister"? Stein: Check -- and ... Joseph: "Check" with a K or "cheque" with a Q? Stein: Neither. //Stein goes to board, writes "✓meister"

#11768

39

April 18, 2023, 8:44 p.m.

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//chaotic stein anthology, april 18 "For those of you who like taking standardised tests -- which is not me ..." "You know what's your real friend? Copy-and-paste." "Now, if we the Checkmeister is not paying attention, or is sleeping, or is playing chess in her class -- we stare at her, and there is a long pause, and we might impeach the Checkmeister -- with a two-thirds vote, of course." "ChaAaAaArt! ChaAaAaArt! ChaAaAaArt! Sorry, I've broken down. It's my 29th year, and I've finally broken down. ChaAaAaArt!" "The maths is usually not the issue. The issue is usually the youth not wanting to check assumptions. Because the youth don't want to write complete sentences." "The youth don't like typing sentences! The youth like copy-and-paste." "Imagine you have 50 iguanas in your hand."

#11725

1212

March 29, 2023, 4:52 p.m.

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Stein: The chaAaAaArt is back! We haven't used it for a couple units. I missed it. //some students exclaim "chaAaAaArt" Armand, quietly: Stat student mating call.

#11719

99

March 29, 2023, 10:38 a.m.

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Mr. Stein, in a mock outburst at Mr. Rose's stuffed panda: Come on Panda, this is what I'm talking about. You just sit there and don't do any work! This is why you keep failing this class! I keep calling the zoo to talk to your parents but they never pick up.

#11679

68

March 14, 2023, 1:14 p.m.

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Stein: Uriel, are you interested in becoming a fish farmer? Uriel: No... Stein: Who here is interested in fish farming? //Nikki tentatively raises her hand but no one else Stein: Nikki is interested in fish farming, and I can see why. Stein, to Uriel: I don't see why you aren't. It's very lucrative and you get to spend time with fish! Uriel: Then why aren't you a fish farmer, Mr. Stein? Stein: I only found out about it later in life. Uriel: It's never too late. Stein: Well, I'm retiring in four years. Maybe then I'll become a fish farmer.

#11676

1414

March 14, 2023, 10:59 a.m.

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//PD4 Stat Stein: I’ve hung out with middle school boys before Stein: [A girl] smiles at them and they count that as sexually active