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March 21, 2023, 5:38 p.m.

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Uriel: So what's on the bar [exam]? Katz and Andy, almost simultaneously: Alcohol Katz: You have approached the very thing you swore to destroy. Hui: So which one of you is going to Blairbash that?



March 14, 2023, 1:14 p.m.

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Stein: Uriel, are you interested in becoming a fish farmer? Uriel: No... Stein: Who here is interested in fish farming? //Nikki tentatively raises her hand but no one else Stein: Nikki is interested in fish farming, and I can see why. Stein, to Uriel: I don't see why you aren't. It's very lucrative and you get to spend time with fish! Uriel: Then why aren't you a fish farmer, Mr. Stein? Stein: I only found out about it later in life. Uriel: It's never too late. Stein: Well, I'm retiring in four years. Maybe then I'll become a fish farmer.



Sept. 28, 2022, 7:32 a.m.

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Kirk: There is only one thing that truly grows exponentially. Uriel: Your mother.



June 9, 2022, 1:01 p.m.

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Rose: These next problems will change your life! Uriel: For better or for worse? Rose: Haha, they will change your life Uriel: You didn’t answer my question Rose: For the better! Everything I have done in my life has been for the better of the world around me! Rose: Wait that totally isn’t true, what am I talking about? *Entire class bursts into laughter*



March 21, 2022, 4:28 p.m.

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//on rocket launches Kaluta: If a boat is in the way, they won't launch. They'll yell at the boat, telling it to move out of the way. Uriel: They should just launch anyway. Kaluta: No. Uriel: What if they get points for hitting the boat? Kaluta: Moving right along!



March 21, 2022, 1:35 p.m.

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//tangent about calipers in analysis Rose: like if you wanted to measure a rabbit skull, you would use a caliper! //later, discussing a video rose made Rose: or maybe you didn’t watch it, meaning you are a bad person Uriel: That’s ironic, coming from a rabbit killer.



Feb. 25, 2022, 4:02 p.m.

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Kaluta: What if I were mean-- Uriel: Are you mean? Kaluta: I am.



Feb. 17, 2022, 8:19 a.m.

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//Analysis 1A Uriel: What do you have against Virginia? Rose: Y'know. They're down there.



Dec. 14, 2021, 8:12 a.m.

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//1st pd ESS Lodal: How do we classify igneous rocks Uriel: Taste *silence for several seconds* Lodal: I hate all of you



Nov. 23, 2021, 10:24 p.m.

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// rao pd. 9, reading julius caesar // uriel is playing decius and decides to read his part in a very high-pitched voice rao: uriel, you're not playing a woman! class: *dies of laughter*

//mod note: glad to see p9 rao english 10 is upholding a long standing tradition of potentially making her regret her life decisions (for legal reasons this is a joke)

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