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#2670
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⚐ ReportAnderson: That's what makes the rabbits get together and say "let's establish Christianity".
#2580
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⚐ ReportAnderson: You put a mouse in a maze, and you watch it. Maybe it gets the cheese, and maybe it doesn't. Maybe it gets killed in the mousetrap, and maybe it doesn't. Maybe it turns into a homicidal rapist, and maybe it doesn't.
#2578
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⚐ Report//In R&E, discussing movie about someone who got his arm trapped under a boulder in Africa Templin: So, he had a girlfriend that he was going to meet that night, and we can only imagine her surprise when several days later he was in the news for having cut his arm off. Patrick: Hey Amy, if I cut my arm off, would you go out with me?
#2445
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⚐ ReportJohn: Guys, honestly! [class shuts up] Schafer: When John has to calm you down, there's something wrong with the class. John: Dude, he just graded 105 physics tests! If I did that I'd go mentally unstable! Schafer: -er. Mentally unstabler. . .
#2394
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⚐ ReportAnderson: It's almost as if Mr. Anderson isn't pulling all of this out of his butt.
#2325
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⚐ Report//talking about the belt of the belt sander Templin: Think of it as the belt of your pants. If it's too loose, your pants fall off. John Anderson: So having it too loose, is that a good thing?
#2321
2020
⚐ Report//In Ms. Piper's 7th period class John Anderson: I'm leaving in a few minutes. Schafer: Ms. Piper, do you realize how luck-- I mean never mind.
#2235
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⚐ ReportAnderson: Facebook! And other electronic means of shoving your heads up your butts!