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#2675
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⚐ ReportFillman: So Cherybdis would suck in the water, and then spit it out later. Evan: Bet Odysseus liked that. Fillman: Not appropriate.
#2475
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⚐ ReportBalla: I was quizzing the period 1 students, and I realized that a few of them had just forgotten some basic chemistry facts! And I know that Mr. Pham taught you this last year. So we're going to do a little review just to make sure. Evan: Well, sometimes when you have people that have gone through a traumatic experience or period of time in their life, you know, their brains tend to suppress certain memories.
#2467
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⚐ ReportRichard: Why is everyone hating on Christine O'Donnell? She's so sexy. Viju: Richard, why are you so into Christine O'Donnell? Richard: She's a woman! Viju: So is Hillary Clinton! Evan: Wait, really?!
#2465
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⚐ Report//Mitchell has dressed up as Rose. Evan: Just for the record, I totally did the whole dressing-up-as-Rose thing last year. Rose: What? I didn't hear about this. Evan (muttered): Well, it was for Halloween. //This is true.
#2464
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⚐ Report//Mitchell has dressed as Mr. Rose; the resemblance is striking Rose (talking to Ostrander): I totally got a gorilla suit for Halloween this year. Evan: So Mitchell dresses as Rose and Rose dresses as Mitchell? Weird. Rose: BURNNNNN
#2360
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⚐ ReportMitchell: Why do they call it a torus? It's clearly a doughnut! Evan: Torus? That's bull!
#2277
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⚐ ReportMitchell: What's so great about your phone? Evan: It's great to hold in your hand. Thomas: Kind of like a penis with internet.
#1497
1515
⚐ ReportPham: What you do if you absent? Evan: You call a friend. Pham: A friend?! My friend, if you in the magnet you only have a friend, you in big trouble my friend. You come to me I get you some friend.
#1307
2020
⚐ ReportYordan: Sometimes the Mayans would sacrifice the, erm, virgin girls in the cenotes. Evan: Well, there's an easy way to avoid sacrifice, then, right? *embarrased silence*