#634

-11

Oct. 12, 2009, 11:05 a.m.

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//to Jacob on Neckwear Friday Schafer: And what did your mother say when you left your house this morning?

#612

99

Oct. 11, 2009, 4:50 p.m.

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//Jacob takes a cough drop out of his pocket Swaney: I hope you have enough for everybody //Jacob takes a bag of cough drops out of his pocket Jacob: Okay, who wants a cough drop? //seven hands go up in the air

#595

2731

Oct. 7, 2009, 8:06 a.m.

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//Mr. Pham is wearing a BRIGHT YELLOW SpongeBob SquarePants t-shirt Jacob: Nice shirt, Mr. Pham. Mr. Pham: What wrong with it? It better than nerdy shirt you guys wear! Jacob: You don't like my math competition shirt? Mr. Pham: It too nerdy! //later that period, in the lab Mr. Pham: What shirt look better? Student: Mr. Pham's! Mr. Pham (to Jacob): You lose! Mrs. Dvorsky: I like Jacob's better. I would actually wear it.

#585

77

Oct. 2, 2009, 11:06 a.m.

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//walks into the sysop room Conway: Why's it so hot in here? Jacob: *looks at thermometer* It's only 94 degrees, 11 degrees colder than it was a few minutes ago. Roger: Yeah, it's like winter in here.

#505

68

Sept. 3, 2009, 2:48 p.m.

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Wylie (types): SELECT * FROM YOUR_MOM Jacob: That would work if your mom were a table.

#497

3034

June 30, 2009, 2:16 p.m.

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Jacob: Susan's way too hot right now. Shirley: Maybe you should get her off your lap? Samir: Because all sorts of crazy things can happen when Jacob's working his magic with Susan in his lap.

#372

2226

May 28, 2009, 4:35 p.m.

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//discrete math is mocking the NBC4 story about Anand while Anand studiously works on classwork Eric: He can recite theorems at the drop of a hat. Ms. Ragan: *pretends to drop a hat* Jacob: And he understands them! Anand: *mumbles to self* I misspelled my name.