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May 12, 2011, 12:49 p.m.

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// While proctoring the World AP Ostrander: If you want to talk -- I don't know why you would -- because sound carries, you must keep your voices at a level that even the most neurotic librarian would be okay with.

#3353

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May 12, 2011, 12:47 p.m.

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// While proctoring the World AP Ostrander: At this time, everyone please place an AP label in the box. // Everyone does so Ostrander: Good, no one got confused and put a sticker of a duck there, right?

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Feb. 18, 2011, 9:01 a.m.

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Schafer: I didn't realize today was universal "Get A Sub" day. Ostrander: Did you see the weather?

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Feb. 5, 2011, 12:38 p.m.

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//Ostrander walks in, and Stein isn't in the classroom Ostrander: So, where is he? Bob: You won't believe how hard it was to get him through the window

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Feb. 5, 2011, 12:36 p.m.

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//Ostrander walks in with SRP forms Stein: I hope this isn't on an even day. Ostrander: I don't know. I'm not in charge.

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Jan. 17, 2011, 7:04 p.m.

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Ostrander: Research probably shows that the pajamas inside out thing doesn't really work, even when you wear them extra inside out.

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Dec. 15, 2010, 2:15 p.m.

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Ostrander: They should have a hat that says "GAP" between the ears. That would be a creative use of the logo.

#2657

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Dec. 10, 2010, 6:01 p.m.

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// Mr. Ostrander walks in to Analysis 1A Ostrander: Sorry Mr. Stein, I can't get you a code. Blaha has one, though. Stein: What!?! Why don't I get a number? Ostrander: Well, I have this theory. All the responsible teachers get one, while... Stein: But ROSE got one! Ostrander: Well, then my theory is dead.

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Nov. 12, 2010, 10:24 a.m.

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//during lunch Ostrander: Playing cards again? I should refer you all for gambling! Neel: Come on man, this game is fun and we're not gambling! //someone explains the game to him Ostrander: All right, I'm in next round!

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Oct. 29, 2010, 9:16 p.m.

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//Bunday is in 345, writing on the board, while the real teacher sits back and watches Ostrander: You guys know I only pay one of the teachers in this building, right? Goodall: So what about all the other magnet teachers? Ostrander: You know what I mean.