#3316

1313

May 5, 2011, 7:05 p.m.

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Roberts: Sprout some chest on your hair!

#2996

66

Feb. 24, 2011, 10:59 p.m.

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//During jazz band, while explaining how to play the build up section of a chart into the solo section. Ms. Roberts: The point of these measures is to party. Ittai, you start the party. Class: *laughs* Ms. Roberts: Huh, yeah, THAT'S believable.

#2747

22

Jan. 4, 2011, 5:17 p.m.

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Roberts: Bang it out, Ittai! Bang it hard!

#2419

35

Oct. 26, 2010, 11:23 p.m.

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Ms. Roberts: Stop loafing! (MB)^2: ? Ms. Roberts: You know, loaf. -in an official voice- Loaf is an adjective, meaning to- (MB)^2: VERB! Ms. Roberts: ... Did I say adjective? ... uh yeah actually I was really good at English back in high school...

#2418

1010

Oct. 26, 2010, 11:14 p.m.

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Ms. Roberts: Let's try that again, low brass. Julian: You mean the LOAF brass? Kathryn: Just like your solo just now was a so-LOAF? I think that makes you Julian Loafton. //(his actual name is Lofton)

#2379

55

Oct. 19, 2010, 10:45 p.m.

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Ms. Roberts (in an extremely suggestive voice): Strip 'em, baby!

#2318

33

Oct. 7, 2010, 8:45 p.m.

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Ms. Roberts: Maybe if you weren't wearing those STRIPPER boots, you could march correctly! //Ms. Roberts has a lot to say about strippers. (Although not as much as Robotics (see #2313).

#2317

57

Oct. 7, 2010, 8:42 p.m.

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Ms. Roberts: STRIP THE FLAGS! AWW YEAH, STRIP THOSE FLAGS. /*Ms. Roberts is sadly underrepresented in blairbash compared to the wonderful number of quotes that she says that sound awful out of context. Well, and in context. This is a pretty good example of what she says during Marching Band. Son. */

#1924

11

May 14, 2010, 10:16 a.m.

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Ms. Roberts, about Symphonic Orchestra's performance of Hoedown: It wasn't _all_ terrible

#1923

44

May 13, 2010, 10:46 p.m.

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Burger: So it's the end of an era. Ms. Roberts: I know right?