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⚐ Report//Mr. Rose is explaining the unit circle. Rose: Now we have a circle on the board, and we're wrapping this line around the circle... everyone hold this line with me. And you have to make this wrapping noise... *KSSSCCHT* Class: *KSSSCCHT* Rose: Now remember, this line is infinitely long, so we're going to be wrapping for a while. Evan (whispered): When Mr. Rose goes to hell, this is what he'll be doing for all eternity.
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⚐ Report//in history class, with a substitute Katie: "Who's this woman here that's not Mrs. Selman?" Evan: "I dunno, but it's an improvement."
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⚐ Report//Ms. Piper is reviewing a graph in STELLA Piper: So this is the graph of people admitted to the emergency room. Charlie: Shouldn't it be a bunch of points as opposed to a smooth line? I mean, you can't have half a person. Evan: Maybe it's an ER in Cambodia.
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⚐ ReportMr. Schaefer... and see? When the bowling ball's on the ground, it has 0 potential to hurt you. Evan- Yes it can. *points to bowling ball* Is it poisonous? Viju- Are you allergic to plastic?