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#3212

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April 11, 2011, 8:26 a.m.

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//during sports stat while walking around Stein: Me no need regresssion line! Busting heads will do just fine! Me like hockey! ME LIKE HOCKEY! ME LIKE HOCKEY! (whistles)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJXZLnMPiQ4

stein, hockey

#3210

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April 10, 2011, 10:09 p.m.

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//at mini golf Thomas (holding up a blue golf ball): How am I supposed to get rid of these blue balls when there's a five stroke limit per hole!

Mini golfing at Wallops. Possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard him say.

thomas

#3209

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April 10, 2011, 6:56 p.m.

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Stein: It used to be, Ms. Dyas taught Analysis 1B with me. But she wouldn't teach the root test. So I made a deal. I'd teach fluid force, and she'd teach the root test. And now she's gone, and I don't teach fluid force.

#3208

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April 10, 2011, 6:54 p.m.

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Stein: All the parents are mad at Mr. Rose. I try to protect him.

#3207

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April 9, 2011, 10:28 a.m.

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Stein: Your first time...didn't it feel good?

#3206

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April 9, 2011, 8:02 a.m.

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Stein: Someone needs to pick up the clothes over here by the hose! Evan: Clothes before hose!

#3205

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April 8, 2011, 11:25 p.m.

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Sagarika: RS, I put up with your porn talk, so you have to put up with this.

#3204

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April 8, 2011, 10:57 p.m.

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//Block C Chem class, Pham lecturing about actually doing work in R&E Theresa: Oh, Mr. Pham, I have a story!!! So....LISTEN TO ME!! You guys should stop playing Halo during R&E cause three years later, when you're a senior, you're gonna be like, oh crap, there's prom, I need a date. Then, you're gonna think back and say, When have I ever talked to a girl? Oh yeah, in my chem r&e group. So you're gonna go up to them and be like, Hey, remember me? I was in your chem r&e group. We haven't talked in a while but, will you go to prom with me? And since you played Halo instead of working, she's gonna say No. She's going to go with the guy that actually paid attention and talked to people instead of playing halo all day. Then what's gonna happen to you on prom night? You're gonna end up staying at home with your cat and playing halo.

#3201

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April 7, 2011, 10:20 p.m.

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Pham: Some of you need to start caring about your grades more.

Its a bad sign when a magnet teacher who tells you not to care about your grades, tells you to care more about your grades

pham, grades

#3200

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April 7, 2011, 7:29 p.m.

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Mitchell: Rose, there's a hole in your pants. Rose: Well, lucky you.