#3199

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April 7, 2011, 11:58 a.m.

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//Martina is on the back of a boat with her arms spread and singing "My Heart Will Go On"... badly Evan: Does this end with you at the bottom of the ocean?

#3198

22

April 6, 2011, 7:54 p.m.

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Teacher: Now I own all your bases!

#3197

11

April 6, 2011, 7:24 p.m.

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Pham: You know what happen when you stop to take rest in forest? Student: Bears!

#3196

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April 6, 2011, 11:56 a.m.

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Rose: Goldielocks had an identical twin sister. Her name was Brunettelocks. Student: If they were identical twins, they would have the same colo hair.

#3194

66

April 6, 2011, 11:52 a.m.

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Rose: I am going to start taking my job seriously now and tell you guys a story

#3192

33

April 5, 2011, 8:21 p.m.

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Stein: It seems to me that there are two types of convergence, HHHNNRRURGH converging and weasel converging. This one converges... Student: LIKE A MAN! Stein: Yes, exactly.

#3191

28

April 5, 2011, 6:43 a.m.

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Stein: Some people think AC stands for Alternating Current or Air Conditioning, but really, at the International Registry of Acronyms, it stands for Alternating Series.

#3190

77

April 5, 2011, 6:42 a.m.

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Stein: Now we're going to do a proof by dance.

#3188

66

April 4, 2011, 9:43 p.m.

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Dvorsky: There are times when we start counting the days until the seniors get out too.

#3186

123131

April 2, 2011, 2:50 p.m.

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Porac: If you're offended by swearing, transfer out of Blair. Even on the third floor, the nerds are swearing. They're like, "what's the fucking physics homework?!"