#10529

55

May 3, 2022, 5:20 p.m.

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//Schwartz discusses an analogy of walking in the forest of math as a representation of mathematical experience and skill, such that Analysis 1B students are now crawling Student 1: If we're crawling in the forest of math and you're hobbling, who's flying? Schwartz: I don't know. Might be Terry Tao, but I'm not qualified to assert that. Student 2: Kwu!

#10497

55

April 26, 2022, 5:48 p.m.

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Alex: So we could rewrite that fraction as csc^2(x), and then we could rewrite that with a Taylor series ... Schwartz: Rewrite it with a WHAT? I don't understand the words you're saying ... Schwartz: Tay-- Tay-- Taylor series? What's that?

#10481

1012

April 25, 2022, 5:57 p.m.

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//Rose writes the censored i-word on the board Rose: I know there are some trolls in this class, but if you know what this is, just keep your slimy mouths shut!

#10448

1414

April 20, 2022, 5:18 p.m.

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Schwartz: The day after the AP Exam, we will watch The Princess Bride. Schwartz: But I don't just show movies! We do math! Schwartz: There will be a Princess Bride worksheet.

#10447

04

April 20, 2022, 5:16 p.m.

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// In the middle of the Anal 1 quiz on series convergence Schwartz: I'm going to say this once, and only once. Schwartz: *cough* /Prereqs/.

#10436

1616

April 18, 2022, 8:30 p.m.

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// From a while ago Michael Wang: Weed slows you down. Schwartz: What? *Class goes silent* Schwartz: Suppose you're running through a field. The weeds slow you down. There we go.

#10434

1012

April 8, 2022, 4:07 p.m.

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Schwartz: On the one hand, obviously ridiculous. Schwartz: On the other hand, obviously ridiculous ... for a reason.

#10433

99

April 8, 2022, 4:04 p.m.

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Schwartz: As you watch your long, odd, ... I'm running out of descriptors. Schwartz: As you watch your long, odd, FLESHY mass of arm move ...

#10426

99

April 6, 2022, 5:46 p.m.

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Schwartz: Notice that I chose to talk about the Basic Comparison Test, because it means I get to say "Basic" a lot. Schwartz: Which will discourage the heathens here from calling it the "Direct Comparison Test". //later Schwartz: "Basic" is twice as good as "Direct", because B is two Ds stacked on top of each other. Katz: But "Direct" is twice as good, because the letter-index of D is twice that of B. Schwartz: Nooo! ... I have no immediate retort to that beyond shouting "nooo!"

#10425

1111

April 6, 2022, 5:43 p.m.

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//chaotic schwartz anthology, april 6 "Some people here have been lightning rods for my wrath." "I don't expect you to come to me and say 'Schwartz, Schwartz, I shouldn't have gotten an 89.6 on that; you need to take off points!' No. Don't do that." "Clearly, everything your teachers tell you must be absolutely accurate!" "We don't need to prove that we don't know anything. We can just not know things. ... It's okay to not know things."