// Collection of what Smolen said during MCYO K! rehearsal "Let's go to letter K, K for Canada!" "We are sort of gaslighting ourselves here and I know this isn't healthy, but we have to do it." "You guys are young and happy, you don't have to pay taxes yet!"
Andy: Attention? What's that? I've never paid it in my life. Christopher Jin: Just like my taxes.
Schwartz: Adults aren't magic. We don't know what we're doing either; we just know how to wing it better.
Ace: I want to learn how to do taxes! Chris: Why learn how to do taxes when you can have your parents do them for you? Caleb(coming back from the taxes): It was one of the most enlightening experiences of my life.
Duval: You'll learn how to do taxes and make friends in college. What else could you want?
// Wellness day Schwartz: I will be teaching the seniors how to do taxes. Schwartz: The time between downloading the software and being done with my taxes is at most an hour. // Talking about SAT day Schwartz: You come in at 1:30 to have 1 hour of 8th period and a 45 minute 9th period, and you're not getting any instruction. Schwartz: As an instructor, I am not allowed to advocate for truancy. Schwartz: Moving on.
Student: If you're a US citizen, do you always have to pay US taxes? Swaney: Not necessarily always. If you're living abroad and your income isn't registered with a US entity, I don't think you'd be on the hook for that. Lucia: WHAT ABOUT THE PEOPLE AT THE MALL? Class: ???