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#12264
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⚐ ReportDiego: So you're telling me the only thing stopping me from touching a hot stove is pesky sensory neurons?
#12226
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⚐ Report//Talking about brain functions in psychology Losekamp: Do you ever want to say something kind of mean? Diego: All the time Losekamp: But do you stop yourself from saying it? Diego: Sometimes
#12214
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⚐ ReportDiego: How much nose cartilage would you have to damage to pull someone's brain out? Diego: I'm asking for no particular reason.
#12208
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⚐ ReportStein: Come on ask me questions! Stein: If I can't help you guys the county won't pay me! Stein: I get paid by the question. Diego: If you get paid by the question, what did you eat for breakfast?
#12197
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⚐ ReportMental health video: Instead of saying "I did badly on my math test", put it in more positive terms Diego: "It was the teacher's fault"
#11758
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⚐ Report//Talking about the cherry blossom festival Mr. Seat: Do you guys know about cosplay, like when people dress up as anime characters? Diego: Did you cosplay? Mr. Seat: Yes, of course
#11604
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⚐ ReportDiego: My old headphones, if you hit it once, it pauses, if you hit it twice, it skips the song, and if you hit it three times, it raises or lowers the volume depending on which ear you tap. Diego: On my new headphones, when I hit it once, sometimes it pauses, sometimes it changes the volume, and sometimes it calls my mom.
#11234
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⚐ ReportDiego: There's a statistician at my dad's office who makes more money from gambling than his job at the office.
#11143
2020
⚐ ReportStein: There is a chance that this week will be the best week of your life. Diego: I have determined that chance to be statistically insignificant.
#11105
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⚐ Report// Diego is visiting cellphys; Delaney stares him down as he walks out Rivkah: What if he wants to learn? Delaney: Then he’s in the wrong class.