#11806

2020

May 3, 2023, 12:22 p.m.

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Evan: Did you know that if you unraveled your small intestine and stretched [it] across an Olympic swimming pool, you would die? Kian: I was not expecting that

#11767

1012

April 18, 2023, 5:48 p.m.

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Sophia: Can I interview you? Evan: On what? Sophia: You just have to tell me your opinions on China

#11759

1012

April 18, 2023, 10:28 a.m.

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Kian: Did you know whales are more closely related to sheep than fish? Evan: Maybe you are a whale Kian: That would be cool, actually Kian: Blub blub

#11757

-66

April 17, 2023, 5:10 p.m.

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Evan Z: I love it when he tells us to laugh

#11593

-210

Feb. 22, 2023, 8:43 a.m.

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// Writing something on the board Schwartz: I can almost fit it in. Evan Wang: That’s what she said.

#11517

48

Feb. 6, 2023, 1:48 p.m.

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Evan Wang: Tell me a bit about yourself. Michael Wang: Hi, I'm Michael. I'm a Genshin enthusiast. Michael Wang: I'm a Ningguang main. If you're a Keqing main, you're just wrong.

#11516

88

Feb. 6, 2023, 1:44 p.m.

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// Discussing interview dress code Bosse: Wear closed toed shoes, nobody wants to see your tootsies. Evan Wang: But that's my bargaining chip.

#11169

810

Nov. 16, 2022, 10:37 a.m.

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//Talking about words that end in -ism in history Evan: Isn't biology just racism?

#11017

1818

Oct. 20, 2022, 1:25 p.m.

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Evan Wang: Can I have my exam back? Schwartz: Which one? Evan: Anal 2. *Entire room goes silent* Evan: I mean analysis 2. // Later Schwartz: MCPS abbreviates classes by using the first 4 letters. Schwartz: You're one of the few with the chutzpah to call it by that.

#10946

4749

Oct. 7, 2022, 10:17 p.m.

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//After drill press test Evan: *Sneezes* Street: Stop talking Evan: *Sneezes again* Street: SHUT UP