#12705

1313

Dec. 12, 2023, 9:18 a.m.

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Fus, over the intercom: And if you're wondering what our senior class president will be wearing for graduation, so am I! If you see them in the hall, remind them to pay for their cap and gown!

#11861

1111

May 18, 2023, 2:28 p.m.

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> ms fuss announcement about how there can be NO waterguns, NO nerf guns, and NO bb guns on school grounds because of senior assassin > everyone is rolling their eyes Dr Davis, staring at the back table, speaking in his almost-but-not-quite monotone: They haven't banned quarter gallon bags, and they haven't banned having a quart of water, you know. You could have a water bomb

#10645

57

June 3, 2022, 4:10 p.m.

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Fus, over PA: Mr. Schwartz, I need [Student]. Schwartz: [Student]! Okay, got it. ... [Student], Ms. Fus needs you. ... You must save her from her trials and tribulations! // Student leaves Schwartz: ... I dunno. [Student]'s not amused by my commentary.

#3825

88

Dec. 1, 2011, 9:27 p.m.

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Intercom: Pardon the interruption, could you send Jacob K. down to the main office? Dvorsky: Sure, but he'll be missing crucial information that- Intercom: Of course, he's not in trouble or anything, well, he might, but not with me, and...[trails off] Dvorsky: Did she just ignore me?

#3575

2222

Sept. 19, 2011, 3:20 p.m.

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Attendance office: "Mr. Stein,are you there?" Stein: "Arrrrr ye matey, I am here." Attendance: "Could you send Alice down to the attendance office?" Stein: "Arrrr, yes I can. Mrs. Fus, remember to talk like --" //She hangs up Emily: "Well, that was arrrrrrkward."