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⚐ Report// Jerry Song is sprawled out on a desk Jacobs: Do you need more light? Jerry: *nods head several time like a crackhead* Jacobs: Well then go out into the hallways.
#12199
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⚐ ReportJacobs: And why does Okenwa not have a family? Elena: Because he has a strong preference for men.
#12173
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⚐ Report// Talking about metaphorical nakedness Jacobs: I want to be naked with you. Jacobs: I want to hang free. Victor(quietly): Blairbash!
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⚐ ReportJacobs: Avogadro's Law: If you put in twice as much gas, the balloon is twice as large. Jacobs: Wow. I could've figured that out. I could've had a Law named after me. //later, Jacobs tries to put an egg in a flask, and it doesn't fit Jacobs: This is physics, everyone: the thing is bigger than the other thing, so it won't go in. //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause
#12129
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⚐ ReportJacobs: What do you think of when you I say Apollo? Michael Wang: The moon landing? Gus: It was fake! Jerry Song: God, I would like to report a glitch.
#12127
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⚐ ReportJacobs: All of the male characters in of Mice and Men have names. Jacobs: For instance, George means to watch over. Jerry Song: Can I George you?
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⚐ ReportJacobs: What does the word fawn make you think of? F-a-w-n fawn. Victor: Like a baby deer? Michael Wang: A lot of fun?
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⚐ Report//Dagmawi walks in late, daps/handshakes some friends as he walks around Jacobs: You're just walking in and slapping hands in the middle of my classroom? Dagmawi: ... I'm in this class. Jacobs: I'm Mr Jacobs. I'm also in this class.
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⚐ ReportJacobs: David and Josh, your answers to question 4 are suspiciously similar. You both had this parenthetical at the end. Jacobs: Josh wrote "or pipe it to a NOT gate, but where's the fun in that?", and you wrote "or electronically negate it, but that would be boring". Katz: We think very similarly. Jacobs: If you weren't across the room from each other, I'd suspect copying.