//4th period gym playing with a glitter covered box and spreading it around Philip: Not glitter! It's like the herpes of arts and crafts.
Philip: How many successful people do you know with names ending in -iqua? Viju: How many successful people do you know names beginning with de? Thomas: de Broglie...
Philip: I'm an equal opportunity asshole.
// During Discrete Julian: Why is this not working? Philip: ArrayList is an implementation of List Julian: Oh! So I have to put "Array"s in front of all these "List"s.
Philip: You're legally an adult, though. Scott Lawrence: I shouldn't, but I am.
//During 3D Graphics with Fowler Intercom: Hello? //Fowler is shuffling papers Intercom: Hello? Student: Yes? //Fowler continues to shuffle papers Intercom: Do you have ...Philip...Sequoia?[sic] in class? Other student: Yes. Intercom: Can you send him down to the main office? //Fowler stares in shock at speakers Other student: Okay! //Philip leaves room Other student: You're supposed to respond to the intercom. Fowler: They...can hear us? Other student: Yeah, there's a button to call the main office over there. Fowler: That's creepy...so they're like, watching us all the time? It's like Nazis...or something...?
Philip: Towers of Hanoi would only need a 3.5 MB lookup table. //5 minutes later Philip: I made a small exponent error, it's actually about 33 million TB
Kevin: Hum Bad Apple in Kathryn's ear. Philip: Hump that apple? Freddy: I wanna see that!!