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May 18, 2012, 8:40 p.m.

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//4th period gym playing with a glitter covered box and spreading it around Philip: Not glitter! It's like the herpes of arts and crafts.



April 18, 2012, 2:37 p.m.

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Philip: How many successful people do you know with names ending in -iqua? Viju: How many successful people do you know names beginning with de? Thomas: de Broglie...



March 26, 2012, 1:35 p.m.

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Philip: I'm an equal opportunity asshole.



Feb. 16, 2012, 2:49 p.m.

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// During Discrete Julian: Why is this not working? Philip: ArrayList is an implementation of List Julian: Oh! So I have to put "Array"s in front of all these "List"s.



Jan. 7, 2012, 12:04 p.m.

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Philip: You're legally an adult, though. Scott Lawrence: I shouldn't, but I am.



Sept. 9, 2011, 4:45 p.m.

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//During 3D Graphics with Fowler Intercom: Hello? //Fowler is shuffling papers Intercom: Hello? Student: Yes? //Fowler continues to shuffle papers Intercom: Do you have ...Philip...Sequoia?[sic] in class? Other student: Yes. Intercom: Can you send him down to the main office? //Fowler stares in shock at speakers Other student: Okay! //Philip leaves room Other student: You're supposed to respond to the intercom. Fowler: They...can hear us? Other student: Yeah, there's a button to call the main office over there. Fowler: That's they're like, watching us all the time? It's like Nazis...or something...?



Sept. 2, 2011, 9:55 p.m.

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Philip: Towers of Hanoi would only need a 3.5 MB lookup table. //5 minutes later Philip: I made a small exponent error, it's actually about 33 million TB



Oct. 27, 2010, 9:50 a.m.

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Kevin: Hum Bad Apple in Kathryn's ear. Philip: Hump that apple? Freddy: I wanna see that!!

Bad Apple's an obnoxiously catchy song. And you don't wanna see ModSim guys humping apples. Especially in people's ears. Or anyone, for that matter.

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