Search Quotes
#10339
1111
⚐ Report// Continuation of previous quote Kaluta: So Max is now playing…Mick? Michael Wang: Uh I’m Michael… Kaluta: Well you guys need to write your names more clearly! Michael: You wrote the names.
#10284
1313
⚐ ReportMichael Wang: If you wait until marriage to have sex, you’ll only have sex with your family.
#10280
-414
⚐ Report// Kaluta is drawing power outlets Jerry Song: Blue pill and a red pill. Michael Wang: I like pills. // Later, we are measuring voltage with test probes Jerry Jing: Stick it in deeper!
#10264
-212
⚐ Report// Genshin Michael Wang: Not gonna lie, Mona’s kinda hot. Jerry Jing: Yea, she’s got tennis balls up there.
#10239
2222
⚐ Report// Duval is talking about snapdragons Michael Wang(instantly snapping awake): Snapdragons? Oh those are the things in Genshin!
#10136
68
⚐ ReportAndy: Danny you have to curb Michael’s degenerate tendencies. Michael Wang: What do you mean? Michael Wang: You don’t get to talk because you don’t have a 2D waifu!
#10102
1515
⚐ Report// Michael Wang is playing gacha game Andy: Giving Michael a gacha game is like giving a toddler crack. Michael: What’s wrong with crack?
#10048
511
⚐ Report//In 7th period Bio, talking about reproduction Michael W: So humans are always slowly regenerating their limbs right? Duval: What? I don't think any mammals are capable of regeneration. // Michael turns to me Michael W: That's crazy, I thought If I lost my arm it would just grow back Michael W: I hurt my leg playing volleyball, I thought worse case I could just grow back a new one.....
#9926
1818
⚐ Report// Duval explaining how not to break a test tube Duval: Only one of you guys will actually end up breaking the test tube. Duval(whispering): It's Michael. Duval: Am I right Michael? Michael Wang(unaware): Yes yes always! Duval: You just agreed to break something.