#11266

1010

Dec. 5, 2022, 9:48 a.m.

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Smolen: Mr. Herman is scary. Smolen: He thinks I am competent, which is funny. Smolen: It’s all just an act!

#11250

1919

Dec. 1, 2022, 9:54 p.m.

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Smolen: This piece is like a babushka lamenting about how everything was great until the Soviets took away her goats.

#11243

99

Dec. 1, 2022, 10:30 a.m.

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Smolen: Was Mendelssohn schizophrenic? Ace: No he was just depressed. Smolen: So he was a sad boi!

#11225

1818

Nov. 29, 2022, 12:08 p.m.

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Smolen: It’s not my fault if you guys fail on stage. Smolen: You guys are the ones playing. I’m just waving my arms around.

#11213

1212

Nov. 22, 2022, 9:05 a.m.

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// Smolen wants us to dance while performing Victor: I don’t consent to that! Smolen: Well, I’m making you!

#11158

1517

Nov. 15, 2022, 8:58 a.m.

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Smolen: Play an open string here. Do not succumb to the limitations of your fourth finger Smolen: In other words, don't be your pinky's little bitch

#11146

2020

Nov. 14, 2022, 10:59 a.m.

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Smolen: Your G-string is the moneymaker! (Realizing what she just said) Smolen: For your instrument! For your instrument!

#11136

711

Nov. 11, 2022, 9:44 a.m.

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// Smolen just told us the lawn mower story Smolen: Be a teacher, they said!

#11108

99

Nov. 4, 2022, 9:57 a.m.

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// Stephen, Jerry Jing, Johnny, and Ricky crowded around one stand, Ricky is standing Smolen: Ricky I’ll just let you suffer. // Later Smolen: Kevin looks like a disappointed father right now.

#11021

713

Oct. 20, 2022, 11:29 p.m.

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// MCYO K! rehearsal Smolen: I know that most of you guys are tired and sleep-deprived. Smolen: But that's ok, we can be tired and sleep-deprived together!